really bad quotes that have nothing to do with anything except that picture.
"shooting is key to victory"
"On instructions on how to read the instructions that teach you to read, please see the inclosed instruction manual"
"Getting hit is bad"
"To kill things, shoot at them"
Pressing the shooting button allows you to shoot"
"Cyberdemons have large groinal areas"
"Holding the controller in your hands, can give you that boost you need"