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Offline lgb

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The highly responsive.
« on: April 01, 2008, 04:38:42 PM »
They beat the vertical bullet-hell and the horizontal bullet-hell. As well as the into the screen bullet-hell. Beating back the evil, destoroying every base, and telling the jam to go suck it. They are the Dot Eaters.

Team Rocket? More like Team Lock-it. Team Magma and Aqua came into contact with these "highly responsive", and didn't last long. And both Galaxy Gangs are imposters. Indeed, they are the *real* Galaxy Gang.

In the old days, they shared a common enemy with those. But now, there are only two sides. Them and everyone else. The rest of the world. And someday, "everyone else" will realize they are doomed, because of their own stupidity. They are few in number. They are the few and proud. Not the Marines. For they have soul, and that is a necessity. Especially in a world like this.

Worse than any boss. Approaching faster than any battleship. The ultimate area guardians. The very climax itself. They all qualified years ago, and won those races.

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Re: The highly responsive.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 04:41:58 PM »
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Re: The highly responsive.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 07:32:08 AM »
Quote from: "LGB"
They beat the vertical bullet-hell and the horizontal bullet-hell. As well as the into the screen bullet-hell. Beating back the evil, destoroying every base, and telling the jam to go suck it. They are the Dot Eaters.

Team Rocket? More like Team Lock-it. Team Magma and Aqua came into contact with these "highly responsive", and didn't last long. And both Galaxy Gangs are imposters. Indeed, they are the *real* Galaxy Gang.

In the old days, they shared a common enemy with those. But now, there are only two sides. Them and everyone else. The rest of the world. And someday, "everyone else" will realize they are doomed, because of their own stupidity. They are few in number. They are the few and proud. Not the Marines. For they have soul, and that is a necessity. Especially in a world like this.

Worse than any boss. Approaching faster than any battleship. The ultimate area guardians. The very climax itself. They all qualified years ago, and won those races.

You know who you are.


trying to get every reference in this post is fun

i will point them out later when i'm not pressed for time

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Re: The highly responsive.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 05:59:16 PM »
"Dot Eater" is Pacman, and this: http://www.screwattack.com/forum/viewto ... =1&t=25352

That's why it was in the same paragraph as all those shooter references :V
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Re: The highly responsive.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 06:38:27 PM »
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