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« Reply #90 on: October 12, 2007, 07:53:10 PM »
cause she's wearing a corset

why does mario have brown hair and a black mustache?
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« Reply #91 on: October 12, 2007, 07:59:52 PM »
That is the fashion sense there.

Why doesn't Mario just fight Sonic face to face?
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« Reply #92 on: October 13, 2007, 10:11:15 AM »
Because he hasn't been able to until now

Why don't they replace Mario with Ultra Mario?
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« Reply #93 on: October 13, 2007, 11:15:05 AM »
Because Nintendo doesn't like suggestions.
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« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2007, 12:19:10 PM »
Because you didn't ask a question.

Why are Red Chomps weaker than Normal ones in RPGs, but visa-versa in Platformers?
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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2007, 12:41:40 PM »
Because Nintendo likes confusion.

Why does Mario kick shells?
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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2007, 12:42:56 PM »
Because a giant turtle ate his mother when he was little

How do I get my dark Mario in a Mario game?
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« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2007, 12:46:17 PM »
You don't. FAIL

Why does Mario use Stars to open doors in 64? Why not bust them open with his fist?
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« Reply #98 on: October 13, 2007, 02:42:17 PM »
They are undestrucable.

Is toad faaahhhbulous?
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« Reply #99 on: October 13, 2007, 02:46:35 PM »
Toad can't be gay, toad is asexual.

Why do you die if you touch a goomba from the side?
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« Reply #100 on: October 13, 2007, 03:36:01 PM »
Because we don't want to touch the bottom.

Why do they fail?
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« Reply #101 on: October 14, 2007, 01:07:15 PM »
Red Koopas are sexier with their can't-fall-off-ledgeness.

Why is Bowser allowed in Tennis and Soccer?
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« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2007, 02:04:52 PM »
Because he's an easy win for Mario.
Why can Bowser use an item in Super Mario Kart that nobody else can?
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« Reply #103 on: October 19, 2007, 03:46:53 PM »
beacause its fun to killa thate son of a b****ez with a item on that thing also calleed marioa

why is megaman not marios brother?
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« Reply #104 on: October 19, 2007, 04:39:06 PM »
Because robots and humans can't be related.


Why are Blue Koopas more intelligent than Yellow and Red Koopas which are more intelligent than Green Koopas?
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