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« Reply #75 on: October 11, 2007, 05:10:10 PM »
Mario is the high-jumping bastard.

Sonic is the crazy fast one.


GET IT NOW


Why isn't Mario as good as Kirby?
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« Reply #76 on: October 11, 2007, 05:13:29 PM »
Because Kirby can do everything Mario can if he swallows him.

What's the Angry Sun's problem?
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« Reply #77 on: October 11, 2007, 05:21:00 PM »
Who knows?  a better question is

Why doesn't the world slip into eternal night after he takes it out with a koopa shell?
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« Reply #78 on: October 11, 2007, 06:13:17 PM »
Because the Angry Sun still lives.
Why does a goomba say once he's stomped?
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« Reply #79 on: October 11, 2007, 06:33:59 PM »
Who cares? They don't talk. >:|

Why are Toads named Kinopio in Japan?
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« Reply #80 on: October 11, 2007, 06:35:43 PM »
Because that's how languages work
They're made to confuse the f*ck out of you

Why do Mario and Kuigi wear red and green?
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« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2007, 06:39:05 PM »
Because they don't like yellow and purple.


Why is Mario so simple and likes to whack things for no reason?
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« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2007, 06:44:00 PM »
Mario secretly has severe anger management problems.


Are the koopalings dead?
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« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2007, 06:46:11 PM »
No, they will return someday like Bowser.


Peach just sits in a castle and waits for you. That's a bad way to go if you lose lives fast. So why does she wait?
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« Reply #84 on: October 12, 2007, 04:48:42 PM »
Laziness.

Does Yoshi drown but Bowser recreates him in SM64?
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« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2007, 04:58:08 PM »
Yes he does.

Why can't they just put yoshi in SMB2 than toad and Peach?
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« Reply #86 on: October 12, 2007, 05:20:17 PM »
Yoshi is too sexy for a boring game.

Why is Mario a plumber?
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« Reply #87 on: October 12, 2007, 05:48:12 PM »
Who else would want to go through all those pipes?

Speaking of which, why are there so many huge exposed pipelines in the Mushroom Kingdom?
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« Reply #88 on: October 12, 2007, 05:49:50 PM »
Cause Toads are living crap machines.


Why does he swim in Peaches pool?
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« Reply #89 on: October 12, 2007, 07:38:40 PM »
Cause some jerk put the blue switch down there for laughs.

Why is Bowletta bigger on the inside than the outside?
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