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Offline Dave ‌Strider

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Ask a question about mario.
« on: September 29, 2007, 10:43:09 PM »
Basically you ask a question about mario, and the next person answers it stupidly and asks his own question.
Okay start.
HOW I JUMP ON GOOMBAS?
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2007, 10:44:08 PM »
press A

how does wing cap fly
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2007, 10:44:57 PM »
It divides the air by zero, thus causing it to be pushed downwards.

How I saved princess?
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2007, 11:22:27 PM »
You don't how. She in another castle.

How does one proceed to make mario die?
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2007, 11:33:06 PM »
Hit up up down down left right left right a b start

How I play as luigi?
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2007, 11:56:05 PM »
play hotel mario

how do you die?
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2007, 01:12:46 AM »
Run up to something and not punch or jump on it

How does the Metal Cap transform Mario into living metal?
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2007, 02:48:57 AM »
The hat curses him or something.


How the hell, does Bowser have an axe so Mario can cut down his bridge, and why doesn't he defend?
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2007, 04:09:58 AM »
you cant expect more of a big cross breed of a dragon and turtle....

why is mini mario mini?
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2007, 04:19:01 AM »
Because min = mini.


Why does Mega Mario fail in NSMB?
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2007, 04:25:03 AM »
Quote from: "Chaos"
Why does Mega Mario fail in NSMB?

HE DOES?!

why are bowsers minions always as stupid as hell?
and tell me why mega mario fails...
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2007, 04:39:26 AM »
Because their Bowser's minions. Duh.

And Mega Mario fails for no use.
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2007, 04:43:11 AM »
O.o i find him usefull... in the 1st level XD
he can get 5 lives easily and the way he goes through the finish is funny.
that, and he pwns the last boss.
and what is your question?

why is luigi almost always player 2?
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2007, 05:18:04 AM »
Because Luigi is almost always green.

What is the actual purpose of the block hills and end-of-level flags in SMB?
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2007, 09:45:59 AM »
Mario is fat and even bowser sees that he needs some stairwalking workouts, and bowser delivers.


Why does blue mushrooms not do as green mushrooms or red mushrooms?
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