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pizza appreciation
« on: May 10, 2014, 11:38:18 AM »
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WHAT IS 'PIZZA'?
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Pizza (/ˈpiːtsə/, Italian pronunciation: [ˈpittsa]) is an oven-baked flat bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings. The modern pizza was invented in Naples, Italy, and the dish has since become popular in many parts of the world.[1] An establishment that makes and sells pizzas is called a "pizzeria". Many varieties of pizza exist worldwide, along with several dish variants based upon pizza. Pizza is cooked in various types of ovens, and a diverse variety of ingredients and toppings are utilized. In 2009, upon Italy's request, Neapolitan pizza was safeguarded in the European Union as a Traditional Speciality Guaranteed dish.




HOW DO I GET THIS 'PIZZA' STUFF?

Pizza (/ˈpiːtsə/, Italian pronunciation: [ˈpittsa]) can be bought frozen at your local grocery store, or ordered fresh from a local 'pizzeria' in many different varieties. You can also purchase things called 'pizza kits'. In your local grocery store's frozen food section, you will most likely be able to find several different types of 'pizza'. These 'pizzas' come from many, many brand names, such as Red Baron, DiGiorno, or Stouffer's. After deciding what 'brand name' you would prefer to purchase a 'pizza' from, you can choose what 'toppings' you want. Commonly preferred 'toppings' include pepperoni, sausage, ham, olives, pineapple, peanut butter, 'chocolate' (for an explanation of 'chocolate', please await a future thread discussing the topic), tobacco, and the 1952 classic 'My Pal Gus' on DVD. Frozen 'pizzas' will typically run you $1-$8 (USD) depending on the brand and make of the 'pizza'.




'PIZZA' DELIVERY AND YOU

You may have seen buildings around your town, city, village, third-world country, or planet that seem to have no known purpose. If these buildings say 'pizza' on them, congratulations! You've found a 'pizzeria'! If you want, you can go to this 'pizzeria' and eat inside. If you would rather stay at home where it's more comfortable, you can call an 'order' in. Firstly, you'll want to locate your local 'pizzeria's' phone number or website. These will usually be advertised somewhere on or inside the establishment. After you call, you must specify what size of 'pizza' you want, what 'toppings' you would prefer, your preferred 'crust', and your home address. 'Pizza' delivery will typically run you $10-$18, depending on the make of your 'pizza', with an additional $2 in delivery fees. Delivery fees can be avoided by traveling to the 'pizzeria' and bringing it home yourself (this type of behavior is commonly called 'carry-out').




THIS 'PIZZA' THING IS DELICIOUS!

Not only is 'pizza' the most amazing thing you will ever stick in your mouth, it's also for everyone! No matter what age, nationality, race, sex, or species you are, 'pizza' will always be made exactly the way you want it. Morning, day, or night, there's always a 'pizza' waiting for you.


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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 11:47:45 AM »
perma sticky

Offline MasterLederhosen

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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 11:49:00 AM »
best thread in the universe

my favorite topping is yes

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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 12:02:50 PM »
perma sticky
you mean primavera sticky goodness

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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2014, 12:13:45 PM »
also obligatory


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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2014, 12:23:05 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNf-IGmxElI
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also that is one shit looking banana, probably like 3 days old

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Re: pizza appreciation
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2014, 12:35:11 PM »
mmmmmmmmmmm. pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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