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Offline MasterLederhosen

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An experiment.
« on: December 23, 2012, 08:33:06 AM »
I'm just going to get straight to the point.

Story:
A highly advanced race of aliens has created a biological experiment - a race of hyper-adaptive sentient globs of what basically can be classified as space snot. They put them inside a capsule and sealed them off for a while in a cave on a distant planet who knows where until they're strong enough to survive the outside world. These globs can adapt to their surroundings way faster than anything else in existence. If they manage to survive in harsh conditions long enough, the aliens will use them as weapons to capture planets for them because they're too lazy to do it on their own anymore. If not, they'll have to send somebody to clean up the corpses. But until that time, who knows what awaits the blobs.

How to participate:
It's simple, post the name of your snot booger thing in the color that you want your character to be.

How to play:
Each new turn I'll post pictures of people's characters doing things. Then, the players get to tell what their character does next. The order of each one of player's actions will depend on the order of the post.

Want an example? Here.

Let's make two booger people - Hairy Harry and Jellybro


Hairy Harry: That worm looked funny at me I want to smack his shit
Jellybro: I'm gonna make something out of this rock!


Hairy Harry stares down with the worm, the poor creature's terrified of his giant arms.
Jellybro whips out a hammer and a nail from his inventory and starts chiseling the nearby rock.


Hairy Harry delivers a fatal blow to the worm.
Jelly bro's almost done.


Hairy Harry happily picks up the dead carcass of the worm in hopes of soon devouring it.
Jelly bro's finished, he made an anchor out of stone. Why? He didn't specify what exactly he wanted to chisel, so I assumed he just wanted to invent something.

Now you may be asking yourself: "why doesn't he explain more, like the game mechanics and all?"
Well, that's the main point, you'll have to figure things out on your own. Don't be afraid to try things, as they might just work. This way I'm trying to keep this little event's exploration value as high as possible. If you're looking to drown in dnd statistics and encounters, look elsewhere.

If you want to participate and/or have any questions, go ahead, now's your time to speak.

Also you can join in anytime the game's already started, just so you know.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 08:38:06 AM by MasterLederhosen »

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2012, 08:41:12 AM »

i want to be this color
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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 02:38:03 PM »
Bongo Bongo
Let's do this
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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 05:28:28 PM »
Tooty Pooper

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 05:31:10 PM »
Oh boy time to start!

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 05:44:15 PM »
Fred Fuchsia
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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2012, 07:10:04 PM »

And so, the first five boogers emerge from the capsule. Curently not doing jack.

« Last Edit: December 26, 2012, 05:23:09 AM by MasterLederhosen »

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2012, 07:14:32 PM »
go in the tall grass

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2012, 07:16:50 PM »
Investigate the silver chest in the grass.

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2012, 07:17:23 PM »
Walk to the big toad on the mushrooms and lick it.

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2012, 07:18:38 PM »
Look outside the cave's exit.

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2012, 07:42:55 PM »
Muffin Tops
stare into the water
Wait, what?

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2012, 09:37:00 PM »

Fred Fuchsia enters the tall grass, sadly, the foul natural smell of the booger people easily repels critters.


Bongo Bongo opens the silver chest.
He finds a sawmeraxe! This technologically advanced tool is all a carpenter will ever need. The hard part is figuring out how to use it without hurting yourself.


Tooty Pooper gently wraps his tongue around the giant toad's repulsive form.
Eww, it's a sticky toad! Tooty Pooper finds himself stuck to the creature, and unless somebody helps him he'll be bound with the nasty amphibian together, forever.


Ms. Eyesore gazes upon the cave exit, but all she can see is a dark tunnel with a light at the end. Spooky!
tries to open the golden chest by inserting his hand into the keyhole with no success. However, his struggle does not go in vain as... He grows a key on his forehead! Fascinating!


Yet another glob of snot enters the fray. Whoever's nose it came out of, they better get it checked out!


Muffin Tops stares down into the water, when suddenly, the water infront of her begins bubbling! What could it be?
« Last Edit: December 26, 2012, 05:23:30 AM by MasterLederhosen »

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Re: An experiment.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2012, 09:38:39 PM »
inspect grass, determine what the finer trees in it are, harvest those