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Offline Turndawg107

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Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« on: April 22, 2008, 03:31:26 PM »
Prepare yourselves for:

THE MOTOROLA DIGITAL PERSONAL COMMUNICATOR!

PORTABLE SIZE CONVENIENT FOR THE TRAVEL MAN!


UNFOLDS INTO A FULL-SIZE TELEPHONE!


ERGONOMICALLY DESIGNED TO SUIT ANYONE'S HANDS!


COMES COMPLETE WITH ENERGY-EFFICIENT BATTERY FOR PLENTY OF TALKING TIME!


THE FUTURE OF THE CELLULAR PHONE IS NOW!  GET YOUR MOTOROLA DIGITAL PERSONAL COMMUNICATOR TODAY!

Offline MasterLederhosen

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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 03:49:46 PM »
What? I thought it's just a brick...

...but I smell some sort of hidden potential in it...

I also smell that after 100 years it's going to have the whole world in it.

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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 05:20:00 PM »
I have one of those; I just keep it for the heck of it.

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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 11:17:46 PM »
50 bucks and its mine?
Please?

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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 11:38:36 PM »
I loled so hard when I first saw this thread. Can fit anyone's hand? It's bigger than your hand, and you're hands are huge! You could kill someone with that more efficiently than a brick for crying out loud.
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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 01:58:41 AM »
Oh gee, Itchy, where did you get that strange contraption? It looks so advanced!

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Re: Brace yourselves for the pinnacle of technology!(big images)
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 11:24:20 AM »
I bet God uses that phone.
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