I hate to tell you this Molliance but sarcasm won't prevent us from doing anything. MasterLederhosen, you are a traitor, and for your actions you will suffer. Remember, I still can control you if I wish to do so, you should be thankful I've let you keep your free will.
All units shoot MasterLederhosen on sight. He is a traitor and must be taught a lesson about loyalty to his superiors.
As for the rest of you...
*Deploys Flamethrower Snifits*