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Offline Sniflak

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I have returned.
« on: February 12, 2010, 05:19:21 PM »
I hadn't expected you to be able to clean up your battle scarred forums so quickly... It almost looks as if my cannon had never even fired upon your lands. Well, that won't last much longer, for I have returned, with a new weapon at my disposal.


This is my mind control beacon. I have constructed it at a remote location safe from the armies you pestered me with last time. When fired, it releases a burst of energy that can wreak havoc on an entire thread, bringing anyone who posted there under my control. The only people who seem to be immune are staff members and General Guy.

...And that is precisely what I intend on doing. In 3 days, the device will be fully powered and ready to fire. Anyone who has posted in the thread I attack will be forced to serve the Snifit Army until someone who has not been affected finds a way to free them.

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Sturm Guy

Offline Mysterypea

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 05:20:47 PM »
I can't have my mind controlled, I have no brain!

Offline JJames19119

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 05:32:47 PM »
Quote from: "Mysterypea"
I can't have my mind controlled, I have no brain!

This pretty much speaks for most of the 72 you wish to control.

We have the upper hand!

Offline Sniflak

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 05:35:48 PM »
If you truly had no brain you would not know how to post here. Besides, little knowledge in needed for the positions I plan to use you for.

Offline Mad_Monkey

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 05:37:39 PM »
MOMMY says i'm special

So MAYvbe That's what i need to do...



BRB

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Offline Mad_Monkey

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I AM DOUBLE POSTER
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 05:40:22 PM »
or you can call me DP
I will make everyone here into Double posters
Hopefully my bro in arms snifit guy, will help me acheive DP supremecy
It\'s not the sound of war that scares me, it\'s the silence that follows.
Wisdom of the day!!
New siggy
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Offline Mysterypea

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 06:47:17 PM »
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
If you truly had no brain you would not know how to post here. Besides, little knowledge in needed for the positions I plan to use you for.

Internet automatically makes your IQ go down so if you have no Brain and you're in the Internet, your IQ is certainly below 0, creating a paradox inside the user within making him have Artificial Intelligence.

Offline Dave ‌Strider

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 07:39:23 PM »
shoot hi/bye thread
mind control beacon is op pls nerf

Offline Ultra_Mario

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 08:20:34 PM »
uh oh i posted 72dpi is done for

Offline Mysterypea

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 09:14:53 PM »
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uh oh i posted 72dpi is done for

Curiosity kills even the wisest of cats.

Offline Sniflak

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 10:13:13 PM »
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shoot hi/bye thread
mind control beacon is op pls nerf
Go complain to the guy we got the idea from if you don't like it.

...Actually don't, I don't need him taking any potential soldiers from me.

Offline Psuedo

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 10:20:07 PM »
I've managed to construct a device to protect most of this forum. The other forums don't seem to be at risk so I didn't bother with them, unfortunately, we lack the energy needed to protect the first two pages of this forum, so they are still at risk. I'll continue working to get as much of the forum safe as possible, and notify you of any breakthroughs I make.

Offline Pikablu

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 12:31:19 AM »
...now to leave until this dies down again!

Offline MasterLederhosen

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 12:20:51 PM »

OH OH I POSTED A WITTY IMAGE BRACE FOR RAGE

Offline Rageout

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Re: I have returned.
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 04:43:06 PM »
Quote from: "MasterLederhosen"

OH OH I POSTED A WITTY IMAGE BRACE FOR RAGE

you called?