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itt majora's mask summarized
« on: September 06, 2009, 01:15:52 AM »
spoilers for really long and probably me bypassing the swear filter
[spoilers:3uzoh84r]Dude: i love how i could easily summarize majora's mask's plot
Pikablu: do it
Dude: GREAT
Dude: im link i'm riding through a forest on my horse
Dude: oh shit skull kid wtf r u doin
Dude: oh no i'm a deku scrub and my shits gone
Dude: oh fuck it's happy mask man
Dude: hey great fairy you exploded here i fixed you
Dude: DUH DUH DAH DUN YOU GOT BUBBLES
Dude: hey bomber kids lets play games instead of saving world
Dude: okay i won let me go to observatory
Dude: OH WHAT THE SKULL KID RRRRRRRRRRR
Dude: moon's tier
Dude: hey deku scrub can i has spot
Dude dances with scarecrows
Dude waits years
Dude: OH FUCK WORLD'S ENDING
Dude: HEY SKULL KID STOP MAKING WORLD END
Dude: EAT BUBBLES
Dude: hello ocarina
Dude: oh what the zelda thanks for the song of time
Dude: going back through time holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Dude: okay mask man give me healing
Dude: thanks now i'm link
Dude: oh fuck i don't have your mask sorry
Dude: INSERT MOVING TO SWAMP HERE
Dude: oh fuck witch in trouble
Dude: hey monkey where is witch oh here she is
Dude: hey other witch your friend is dying
Dude: thanks for the first bottle full of potion
Dude: sup monkies i already know where witch is
Dude: okay here drink this
Dude: great
Dude: leaving
Dude: oh fuck monkies
Dude: what save your friend OKAY
Dude: boat ride boat ride
Dude: sup king
Dude: sup monkey
Dude: solid snake games to fat man
Dude: oh man beans
Dude: jump across water games to bean spot followed by WATER
Dude: more solid snake games with less hiding and more blowing shit up
Dude: oh boy songs thanks monkey
Dude: oh shit i got kicked out
Dude: INSERT GOING TO TEMPLE HERE
Dude: INSERT BOW HERE
Dude: INSERT DEFEATING BOSS HERE
Dude: i kicked your ass haha what a loser
Dude: OH WHAT THE GIANTS OATH TO ORDER
Dude: sup princess
Dude: okay here sit in bottle
Dude: great hi king have princess
Dude: MONKEY IS SAVED!
Dude: INSERT GOING TO SNOW LAND HERE
Dude: oh man snow this sucks
Dude: hello gorons
Dude: OH WHAT THE OWL
Dude: oh okay jump across invisible platforms that's totally safe
Dude: oh what the eye of truth
Dude: oh what the a zombie goast
Dude: okay follow you
Dude: uhh that's a grave
Dude: SONG OF HEALING AND GORON MASK HERE
Dude: hot spring water to old guy
Dude: oh what the goron's lullaby what you can't remember shit you suck
Dude: HEY BABY CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Dude: oh thanks for the rest of the song
Dude: INSERT GOING TO OUTSIDE TEMPLE HERE
Dude: sup giant goron
Dude: eat lullaby
Dude: oh what the he died
Dude: INSERT TEMPLE HERE
Dude: INSERT <item you get in temple for i am gay and for got> HERE
Dude: INSERT BOSS HERE
Dude: haha you died oh what the more giants
Dude: IT'S SPRING
Dude: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Dude: okay hey big faget give me hueg keg thanks
Dude: INSERT TELEPORTING TO RANCH
Dude: oh fuck big rock
Dude: here eat bombs
Dude: oh what the EPONA
Dude: save farm from ghosts okay
Dude: thanks for epona
Dude: INSERT JUMPING FENCE TO GREAT BAY HERE
Dude: oh what the zora is dying
Dude: that's a shitty song bro
Dude: song of healing i won zora powers
Dude: oh what the missing eggs
Dude: insert pirates here and hookshit
Dude: oh man that's a cool song bro
Dude: OH WHAT THE GIANT TURTLES
Dude: INSERT TEMPLE HERE
Dude: INSERT COOL ITEM BRO
Dude: INSERT BOSS
Dude: yeah womanmanguy thanks oh what the you can sing
Dude: INSERT GOING TO CANYON HERE
Dude: graveyard graveyard
Dude: oh man awaken big skull faget oh shit he's running away
Dude: i kicked your ass you're a loser
Dude: thanks for the hat
Dude: now i got tell niggers to open grave
Dude: insert jumping in and ZOMBIE GOASTS here
Dude: thanks for the song of storms bro
Dude: INSERT GOING TO RANCH OF MR CLONES HERE
Dude: i'll race you
Dude: oh man i won thanks for the hood
Dude: okay hi faget let me up
Dude: thanks
Dude: oh man mummy enemies that buttfuck me
Dude: okay lets go in this cave
Dude: OH GOD I'M DYING
Dude: song of storms
Dude: WATER WATER EVERYWHERE BUT NOT A DROP TO DRINK
Dude: sneak past girl
Dude: OH WHAT THE SCARY MUMMY MAN
Dude: SONG OF HEALING
Dude: thanks for the ugly mask
Dude: "daaaaaaaaw" scene here
Dude: okay going into a well
Dude: oh fuck more mummies
Dude: here mummies hold this shit while i run past you
Dude: oh man a castle
Dude: INSERT CASTLE GAMES AND I THINK MIRROR SHIELD HERE
Dude: oh fuck it's captain faggot and his crew of niggers
Dude: ur ded again
Dude: thanks for the song now i can make my own clones
Dude: insert going to stone tower here
Dude: oh fuck shit /me uses his own clones to hold down buttons
Dude: great i'm in the stone tower
Dude: OH WHAT THE LIGHT ARROWS
Dude: insert shooting target here
Dude: oh man everything's upside down and fucked up
Dude: INSERT GIANT'S MASK HERE
Dude: INSERT BOSS HERE
Dude: YES I SAVED ALL THE GIANTS
Dude: INSERT GOING TO CLOCK TOWN HERE
Dude: INSERT PLAYING THE SONG OF DOUBLE TIME UNTIL FINAL NIGHT
Dude waits years
Dude: OH MAN THE WORLD IS ENDING
Dude: HEY SKULL KID YOU'RE A FAGET oh shit world's ending
Dude: OATH TO ORDER hello giants
Dude: yeah thanks bros for holding the moon up oh what the
Dude: skull kid is now afk so majora's mask stopped being attached to him
Dude: HE'S THE REAL BOSS!!1!
Dude: into the moon i go
Dude: oh what the where the hell am i
Dude: grass trees grass trees
Dude: helllo children
Dude: hello majora's mask child yes i want to play a game
Dude: oh man where am i now
Dude: oh what the the remains hit the wall
Dude: hello majora's mask
Dude: INSERT MAJORA'S MASK FIGHT HERE
Dude: I BEAT YOU I GUESS I WI-
Dude: INSERT MAJORA'S INCARNATION HERE
Dude: HAHA NOW I WI-
Dude: INSERT MAJORA'S WRATH HERE
Dude: OKAY GREAT NOW I WIN
Dude: oh man i'm on the ground
Dude: yes tatl and tael forgives you skull kid
Dude: here happy mask man hold this majora's mask
Dude: okay good bye everyone i'm leaving on my horse to go somewhere
Dude: insert scenes of weddings and happiness and shit
Dude: insert scene of ugly link skull kid tatl and tael drawing
Dude: TEH EDN
Dude: so how did i do pikablu
Dude: wait hold on
Pikablu: that was fucking amazing
Dude: NOTE: add "OH FUCK WORLD'S ENDING SONG OF TIME" anywhere at any moment before "YES I SAVED ALL THE GIANTS" and after "oh fuck i don't have your mask sorry"[/spoilers:3uzoh84r]