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Title: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2008, 08:29:00 PM
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
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Health: 100%

The Snifit Cannon can fire once per page. It is able to fire on any post and is (obviously) controlled by Sturm Guy. The Snifit Cannon can fire on posts in both this thread and the main thread. It will continue to fire until destroyed. It's current health will be displayed each time it fires.

To attack the Snifit Cannon, Sturm Guy must not be attacking you at the moment. If he is attacking you, you must destroy the unit attacking you or move out of its reach. Attacking the Snifit Cannon will reduce it's health by anywhere between 1 and 10%. Your attack power will be reduced if Sturm guy counterattacks your post. If your post is attacked by the Snifit Cannon, any effect it had will be removed.

Sturm Guy will be able to use Meteor Strike once every five pages. If your post is hit by the Meteor, your post will have no effect and any post you make for the current and following page will not be counted. When the Snifit Cannon's health drops below 25%, a new weapon will appear. You cannot attack that weapon until a topic for it appears.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 24, 2008, 08:59:31 PM
/me fires the lasers

tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue tsue

[spoilers:3qqbjsjp]http://giantmech.ytmnd.com/[/spoilers:3qqbjsjp]
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
*Sends troops in to destroy the source of the lasers*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on September 24, 2008, 09:22:59 PM
I WILL AVENGE YOU ULTRA!

*lines up a large group of marksmen and aims for the Cannon.*

FIRE!!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 24, 2008, 09:29:08 PM
READY FOR ROUND TWO?

*preforms http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQgKk3g7Uo (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQgKk3g7Uo) in high decibels causing massive energy discharge*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2008, 09:50:25 PM
Let's see how your Marksmen fare against this.

*Neotanks brutally destroy the unprotected Marksmen*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on September 24, 2008, 10:07:30 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2008, 10:28:10 PM
Why are you attacking with such primitive things? I won't even need light thanks to beat them.

*Sends out Snifit troops to kill Mages*

Now then, I'll let a few Anti-Air units take care of those fighters.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on September 24, 2008, 10:32:00 PM
I'm going covert.
*Insert MM2 Wily castle map theme here*
(http://http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9494/snifitcannon1oa3.png)
...
(http://http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/434/snifitcannon2dv1.png)
No, I don't have anymore yet, although it was fun doing this.
And, I'm taking better troops with me. *some mech infantry, light and medium tanks, and rocket backups*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2008, 10:49:32 PM
Right. It's that time...
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: ssf, Post #2, Page 1

Code: [Select]
Health: 100% - 10% = 90%
U_M Lasers: 6% - 2% = 4%
ssf Marksmen: 2% - 1% = 1%
U_M Sound Waves: 2%
JM MM2 ref: 3%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:19:25 PM
*Hits the weak spot for maximum damage*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 06:24:21 PM
Hit? With what? You're tiny fists?

I'll just send one of my infantry units to stop your nonsense.

Now, I'll send out a few Mousers to take care of any enemy tanks...
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:27:05 PM
Jumps on the infantry units head and kills him as well as getting a 1-up
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:33:37 PM
*sets up rather large mouse traps*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 06:37:02 PM
This gentleman is an impatient pest. This will teach him to double post.
*Neotanks attack Felix*
Jump all you like, you won't even be able to scratch the paint.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:41:03 PM
*Hides in a foxhole as a few tanks and mousers are snared by the large mouse traps*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: soulbreather on September 25, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
Talks to soulbreather via codec*
"And just who are you talking to?"
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: soulbreather on September 25, 2008, 06:44:27 PM
Sturm, also, fighter jets.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 06:46:42 PM
*Bombers destroy Mouse Traps, Neotanks continue attacking Felix.*

Now that that pest is out of the way, what to do with Mr. Breather?

I know... Snifits, construct a shipyard immediately.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:49:47 PM
*calls in a Mech Rush from the concealed factories to counterattack the tanks*
*the tanks are devastated*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on September 25, 2008, 06:50:50 PM
*takes out universe tearing knife.*

good thing these guys owe me a favor.

*Tears a hole in the fabric of reality*

COME ON GUYS! PUIT ARMY IS COMING IN

-helicopter wave-
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: soulbreather on September 25, 2008, 06:51:37 PM
I gave you an advanced warning.
Prepare the rocket pads! Aim for the coastal area.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:52:42 PM
*Retreats to a more fortified position during the ensuing mayhem*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
It's a good thing I have some Anti-Air running around.

*A-air shoots down copters*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
*The few remaining Mechs attack the Snifit [s:2992sh2u]tank[/s:2992sh2u]cannon*
whoops :P
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 06:56:19 PM
*Sends out specialized flamethrower Snifits to fry mechs*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 06:59:43 PM
Dispatches a Metal slug assault team
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:05:24 PM
I'll blast you to smithereens.

(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Soulbreather, Post #1, Page 2

Code: [Select]
Health: 90% - 11% = 79%
FTG punch: 2% - 1% = 1%
Darkandroid copters: 9% - 4% = 5%
FTG Mechs: 3% - 1% = 2%
FTG Metal Slug Team: 3%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 25, 2008, 07:09:24 PM
*the assault team continues to attack since
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
I'll blast you to smithereens.
is in the future tense*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:10:19 PM
*Rockets destroy Metal Slug Team*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: WK97 on September 25, 2008, 07:12:51 PM
FOR 72!
*pokes a few things on my electric orb*
*throws at Snifit Cannon*
*splodes*
Now I lose my electrical powers. :(
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: WK97 on September 25, 2008, 07:15:00 PM
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
*My Pikachu recharges Water Kirby's powers*
Unfortunately, I need an uncharged orb to be charged with electricity before I gain my powers.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:18:03 PM
Hmm... simple yet effective. Impressive, Mr. Kirby.

Let's see you try and do that to something out at sea.

*Shipyard builds Battleships*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 25, 2008, 07:18:37 PM
*flies mech over to snifit cannon*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:24:40 PM
You're Mech is the perfect target to test my Battleships on.

*Battleships fire at mech*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: WK97 on September 25, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
*goes into hiding while forging an uncharged glass orb*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:41:41 PM
Snifits, capture that creature!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: WK97 on September 25, 2008, 07:42:24 PM
Wait?! What?! Noooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
...Well gentlemen? I see you standing over there.

Are you going to help your friend?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: WK97 on September 25, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
*desperately throws a glass table at the Snifits*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on September 25, 2008, 07:53:36 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:55:42 PM
I'll let my rockets take care of those tanks... just to be safe.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on September 25, 2008, 07:56:55 PM
hover tanks sturm
they have manuverablility ove your tanks.
its a little trick i aquired from the eldar.
and why are your hiding?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 25, 2008, 07:59:07 PM
Never mind the rockets. Fire the cannon.
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Darkandroid, Post #1, Page 3

Code: [Select]
Health: 79% - 10% = 69%

FTG Metal Slug: 5% - 2% = 3%
WK elec. orb: 3%
Art. X Mech: 7% - 3% = 4%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Agastya on September 27, 2008, 01:50:31 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 27, 2008, 02:16:17 PM
I send in some robot pirate ninjas with proton cannons and a funny accent.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 27, 2008, 02:52:25 PM
I CREATE A GIANT ME AND PREACH MY RELIGION WHILE DISABLING YOUR TURRETS AND ENTERTAINMENT BUILDINGS USING RELIGION GUNS.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on September 27, 2008, 03:29:53 PM
(http://http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2020/meteorzf8.gif)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 27, 2008, 03:53:42 PM
*flies high into the sky above the clouds over the snifit cannon and begins arming lasers*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pikadude No. 1 on September 27, 2008, 04:53:40 PM
I chuck my avatar in the Snifits' general direction. BZZZZT.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 05:06:44 PM
At last. A worthy opponent.

METEOR STRIKE

Now, I have some work to do...

*Fortifies cannon with reflective surface, greatly reducing damage from lasers, then kicks Pikablu for godmoding. *
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 27, 2008, 05:10:53 PM
...They're about to hit me with meteor strike! I gotta prepare for this! *arms ejector seat and emails computer at lab to teleport and autorepair mech after it's destroyed*

My lasers have been readied! Fire!


(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
(http://http://i35.tinypic.com/6iw48w.png)
(http://http://i37.tinypic.com/v82yv7.png)

Wow, looks like I made that thing more powerful than I thought. It pierced the reflective shield a little (still reflecting a bit back at me, however...). Too bad it didn't do as much damage as the pictures I made before I found out Sturm protected the cannon with a mirror shield showed.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 05:15:11 PM
My meteor didn't come anywhere near you. I'll let my fighters take care of that.

*Fighters attach mech*

Neotanks, hunt down dude and pikablu.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 27, 2008, 05:16:13 PM
Urk! *ejects from mech, which is destroyed and autoteleported to my lab to be repaired by my autorepair robots, leaving me without a mech for like a page*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 05:30:12 PM
My cannon is but one of our many powerful weapons.
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: LKA, Post #1, Page 4

Code: [Select]
Health: 69% - 11% = 58%

U_M freaks: 4%
Dude nonsense: 1%
Pika1 avatar: 2%
Art X laser: 8% - 4% = 4%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 27, 2008, 05:34:45 PM
*lands somewhere in the wilderness, then activates auto teleport device to go to the lab*

Now, what revisions can I make to the mech when it's done being repaired...?

*starts sketching things*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Agastya on September 27, 2008, 07:00:00 PM
YOU MAY TAKE DOWN MY POSTS, BUT YOU MAY NEVER TAKE MY FIGHTING SPIRIT!

*sends in troops with spraycans to graffiti "Sturm is a loser" on the cannon. Except that one that just chucked a grenade at it. Yeah, that one actually attacked.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
This should be interesting...

*deploys flamethrower Snifits to fry LKA's troops, then clean up the vandalism*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on September 27, 2008, 07:33:14 PM
Ah, a new page is just one reply away. Now I can finally get my mech back. But first, I'm gonna need to have my bots implement stuff which will probably take a whole page again. Wah.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 27, 2008, 07:56:25 PM
*sends in the hammer bros to throw hammers at the snifit cannon*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 08:02:48 PM
I know just what to do with you.

*Sends Mousers to bomb Hammer Bros*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on September 27, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
Alright, we've got that annoying Snifit cannon to deal with, and not to mention that evil meteor strike... What to do?
Alright, I need you mechanized infantry to approach that cannon from the woods. Remain low, and stay hidden. Fire when in range. I've got rockets at the edge of the woods as backup. Let's try it small again.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 08:20:48 PM
Fool. My meteor strike makes you helpless for the rest of this page.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on September 27, 2008, 08:27:20 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Fool. My meteor strike makes you helpless for the rest of this page.
So, meteor strike effects my posts for a whole page, or is it just once per page, like the snifit cannon?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on September 27, 2008, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: "Big JM"
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Fool. My meteor strike makes you helpless for the rest of this page.
So, meteor strike effects my posts for a whole page, or is it just once per page, like the snifit cannon?
It makes you helpless for the rest of the page you were struck on, and the entire page after that.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Jared on September 27, 2008, 09:29:22 PM
*picks up Snifit Cannon with manly four-armed strength and suplex-dives it*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 03:54:21 PM
You seem tall enough for my fighters to attack...
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pibza on October 02, 2008, 05:18:38 PM
*launches peanuts and hard candy at the snifit cannon*
Beware, for I make it sticky :V
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pikadude No. 1 on October 02, 2008, 05:35:11 PM
Condensed 3 posts:
Google, punching cannons, etc.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 09:06:20 PM
Congratulations. You just punched a cannon 954,181,500 times.

Which pretty much adds up to a dent.

...As for pikablu, next time, make sure I don't already have a clean-up crew right next to the cannon.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on October 02, 2008, 09:19:50 PM
*takes out ghettoblaster and rickrolls the cannon making it hurt*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Mysterypea on October 02, 2008, 09:29:31 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 09:36:27 PM
Oh no you aren't.
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Mysterypower, Page 5, Post 1

Code: [Select]
Health: 58% - 12% = 46%
U_M Hammer Bros: 6% - 3% = 3%
Jared Suplex-dive: 10% - 4% = 6%
Pikablu Peanut: 2% - 1%
Google trio: 2%

-Big JM regains ability to attack
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 02, 2008, 09:51:29 PM
Due to the extreme amount of time between the previous unlocking of this thread and this one, my mech has been fully repaired and has had stuff implemented.

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU

TAKE THIS
MY LOVE
MY ANGER
AND ALL OF MY SORROW

SHINIIING FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Jared on October 02, 2008, 09:52:31 PM
Um... I think I will pull some of those fighters out of the air to throw at the cannon.  And I'll eat one to regain health.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 09:55:03 PM
You can't throw what you can't reach. Battleships, destroy him.

I'll let the remaining fighters take care of that mech.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 02, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
HEY STURM GUY
Spoiler'd due to being long, huge, and a quote of my post I made last page that nobody noticed due to it being at the bottom of said page.

[spoilers:2174c3th]
Quote from: "Articuno X"
Due to the extreme amount of time between the previous unlocking of this thread and this one, my mech has been fully repaired and has had stuff implemented.

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU

TAKE THIS
MY LOVE
MY ANGER
AND ALL OF MY SORROW

SHINIIING FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[/spoilers:2174c3th]
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on October 02, 2008, 10:25:42 PM
Ah, beautiful page six.

Now then... Time to take to the air.
*sends out a squadron of bombers to hit the cannon with large bombs*
Ah, I'm not stupid enough to allow them to just be picked out of the air by AA units.
*Deploys rockets, Mech infantry, and many small tanks to take out opposing Anti-Air.*
I'm going with speed this time.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 10:54:05 PM
Let's see... I need my fighters to attack the mech...

Very well. I'll have the shipyard construct some cruisers immediately. In the meantime, I'll let my Missiles take care of your air troops.

As for you pitiful excuse for ground troops...

*Sends Flamethrower Snifits, Mousers, and Neotanks*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on October 02, 2008, 11:00:27 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Let's see... I need my fighters to attack the mech...

Very well. I'll have the shipyard construct some cruisers immediately. In the meantime, I'll let my Missiles take care of your air troops.

As for you pitiful excuse for ground troops...

*Sends Flamethrower Snifits, Mousers, and Neotanks*
Ok rockets, counterfire! We need to keep those air units alive!
Bombers, hang in there, and release your weapons on those Neotanks. Mid tanks, Take care of those Snifits and Mousers. Infantry, hide out in the forested area, and fire on approaching units. Shipyards, I need those. Get the port ready to build. This battle's going out to sea.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 02, 2008, 11:02:03 PM
*arm of mech begins morphing into a laser cannon of some sort*
Normally this kind of move is only used on fridays... But this is special.
*a portal appears at the tip of the cannon*
Die.
*F40PH speeds out of portal and into snifit cannon*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 02, 2008, 11:11:57 PM
Your Rockets have overstayed their welcome. It's time I introduced them to the Snufit.

*Snufits fly in and shoot the helpless Rockets to scrap piles*

Now let's show this fool who owns the seas.

*Newly-built Cruisers shoot down the Bomber, while Battleships fire at JM's shipyard construction site*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pikadude No. 1 on October 03, 2008, 03:44:03 AM
I'm doubtful that DarkAndroid and ssf are very happy that you've erased the evidence that they were part of the Google trio...

Hey, DarkAndroid and ssf! You wanna team up for a special attack? I've got electric powers; what can you add to the equation? If I were to throw this ball of electricity at one of you two, could you do something clever with it?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: General Guy on October 03, 2008, 04:31:27 AM
foolish Sturm guy. While you were so extremely focused on the 72dpi members, My Mech-Guys infiltrated your Snifit Cannon through the Sewers...
I guess the high-tech devices the smuggled in 'll give me the control of your Cannon in 2 hours... PREVAIL!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 04:19:26 PM
[spoilers:5fyb4bh2]WHOA! I forgot to lock the topic for the night. Sorry guys, but to make it fair I'm gonna have to delete all the posts after G-guy[/spoilers:5fyb4bh2]

At last. After days of fighting these fools I finally get the opportunity to destroy you and your army.

But if you want to destroy my cannon, you'll have to destroy it from the outside. Just like everyone else.

*devices are destroyed. Mech Guys are ejected into the missile moments before hitting the cannon*

Prepare yourself, General Guy. This is the last battle your army will fight.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 03, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
You seem to be forgetting something.

That F40PH I sent at your cannon a minute ago.

(http://http://www.blwnscale.com/blwphotos/ka-f40ph-amtrak.jpg)
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
(http://http://i37.tinypic.com/v82yv7.png)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 06:30:13 PM
Quote from: "Articuno X"
You seem to be forgetting something.

That F40PH I sent at your cannon a minute ago.
Too bad I destroyed it by shooting the Mech guys at it. And besides, Destroying it instantly counts as godmoding.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
gah lets try that again.
anyways... Sturm? do you count your turret as sort of a... Castle?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Jared, Page 6, Post #1

Code: [Select]
Health: 46% - 14% = 32%

Art_X Shining Finger: 4%
JM Bomber: 3% - 2% = 1%
G-guy hack: 2% + 2% = 4%
Art_X F40PH: 7% - 2% = 5%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 06:57:29 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 07:03:36 PM
What turret are you talking about? This is a CANNON.

*Sends basic snifits to destroy Castle Crashers*

...Now, let us take care of what remains of JM's troops...
Is the plane ready?

*A special plane flies over the forest that the remains of JM's troops are hiding in, spilling gasoline all over it, then dropping a flare causing a massive fire to rapidly spread all over the forest, engulfing JM's troops*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 07:09:16 PM
um you do know that theres a freaking NINJA, and an ALIEN in that group?
oh and one of them is undead
U_M! help me with the rest of them
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 07:15:18 PM
Everything Ninjas do is a lie, aliens are weak to earth viruses unless they filter the air they breathe, and the undead will collapse to dust with a single well-aimed punch.

Yes, very impressive army indeed.
*Snifits shoot Castle Crashers to death*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 07:24:41 PM
*cough*
the alien is a very special alien who likes to chomp heads off so  :P
ninja can dodge bullets so  :P

but either way...
sends out dry bone army.
what now bitch? dry bones cant die!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 03, 2008, 07:27:04 PM
*ready to jump off the airplane*
*spreads his flippers out and jumps off*
*keeps falling*...
*realizes he forgot his backpack* Oh cra- *crashes on top of the cannon, causing it to crack on top* OW
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 07:35:44 PM
*Sends Beezos with capes to kill Dry Bones, SMW style*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 07:41:13 PM
[marquee,down:100e01st](http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)[/marquee:100e01st]
(░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░)
ye olde black hole
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 03, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
*slides down the cannon* Owie...my stomach hurts. ><
Never forget the backpa-*notices the cannon* Woah, that's one big cannon...
*ceiling shatters* ...oops.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 03, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
*uses jet boosters to go over to pepe*
need a hand?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 03, 2008, 08:00:10 PM
No I'm good.
*sits and eats popcorn*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 08:01:38 PM
I'm not sure what ceiling you're talking about, but it certainly isn't mine.

Say, I wonder what a penguin on fire looks like...

*Sends Flamethrower Snifits to find out*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 03, 2008, 08:03:43 PM
Oh hey guys, what's up?
Oh, you seem hot. Here...*gets a bucket of water and splashes it on them* That'll cool you down. *walks off*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 08:06:23 PM
How clever. Let's see you do that to my Neotanks.

*Neotanks attack Pepe*

(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Darkandroid, Page 7, Post 1

Code: [Select]
Health: 32% - 5% = 27%

Pepe splat: 3%
Darkandroid idk: 2%

Is the next weapon ready? Good. We should be able to begin firing next page.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 03, 2008, 08:07:59 PM
*splat noise is heard behind Sturm Guy, who turns around to see a snifit at a human height with his suit covered in blood*

Nothing to see here. *is holding knife behind back*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 03, 2008, 08:12:26 PM
*does a bunch of jumps, flips and rolls, dodging the attacks*
Hey, this is pretty good exercise for me.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 08:18:49 PM
No no no, that would be cheating.

But since your here, I'd be happy to let you join your friend Bob-omb my prison camps.
Take him away!

*Snifits take Articuno_X to prison camp*

Code: [Select]
You are being taken prisoner. You have 2 options.

Your first option is to fight and escape, which allows you to continue attacking the cannon directly, but your attack power is reduced for 3 pages.

Your second option is to obtain POW status. POW's can't attack the cannon directly, but can add a small bonus to other poster's attacks tword the cannon. Sturm Guy cannot attack POWs
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 03, 2008, 08:41:08 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Link901 on October 03, 2008, 08:48:59 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 03, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
You may have escaped, but your morale will suffer from your near-capture.
(This post was hit by the deathray, but was not affected due to it being made by Sturm Guy)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on October 03, 2008, 08:55:24 PM
(http://http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2020/meteorzf8.gif)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Zadrave on October 03, 2008, 08:56:39 PM
*rolls wildly sideways and moves out of an explicably round hole and escapes to freedom.*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 03:42:15 PM
I'll do the pulling things out of space here.

METEOR STRIKE
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on October 06, 2008, 03:50:00 PM
sh*t i hate you....

GET HIM ALLIES!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 06, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pibza on October 06, 2008, 04:16:27 PM
*gets a smash ball and farts on the snifit cannon*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 05:32:30 PM
What happened to all the worthy opponents I fought before?
(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Articuno_X, Page 8, Post 2

Code: [Select]
Health: 27% - 3% = 24%

Pikablu fart: 3%

WARNING: NEW ENEMY WEAPON ACTIVATED.

You are fodder for my laser.
(http://http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2331/deathrayep3.png)
(Reminder: you cannot attack the deathray)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on October 06, 2008, 05:47:11 PM
Oh snap a deathray. So, this one can take out 2 posts, I presume?

Ok, so we've got that forest burned. Well, at least it's easier to spot enemy units. Unfortunately, they can see us easier.
Alright then. Time to take the battle close to that cannon.
*Sends out a large group of Medium tanks as a guard, just out of range of the enemy neotanks.*
*Prepares driller units for an undisclosed reason at an undisclosed area.*
*Prepares small unit of rockets behind the medium tanks.*
*Just in case, gets some AA units as well.*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 06, 2008, 06:09:46 PM
O.o
*Lands on top of the cannon.*
hmph. well here we go.
*i blow a hole in the top*
*jump in*
lets see
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 06:27:19 PM
More Rockets and Medium tanks? I'll just do this the easy way this time.

*Battleships fire at the Rockets from a safe distance*

I'll let the Neotanks continue the job of halting enemy Shipyard constuction. In the meantime, I'll let some easily replaceable armed (appendage, not weapon) Bob-ombs blast away at those Medium Tanks.

*Begins construction on a Bob-omb Factory*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 06, 2008, 06:31:35 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: JM Dragon on October 06, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
More Rockets and Medium tanks? I'll just do this the easy way this time.

*Battleships fire at the Rockets from a safe distance*

I'll let the Neotanks continue the job of halting enemy Shipyard constuction. In the meantime, I'll let some easily replaceable armed (appendage, not weapon) Bob-ombs blast away at those Medium Tanks.

*Begins construction on a Bob-omb Factory*
Bob-ombs? I'm sure you can do better than that.
*Tank crews jump out of tanks, grab the bob-ombs from on top of them SMB2 style, and tosses them at the snifit cannon.*
*Development continues on specialized units.*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 06, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
CAREFUL!
im inside the cannon!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 06:41:35 PM
Quote from: "DarkAndroid"
oog:
strum you've been cheating
meteor strike is only every 5 pages!
you've used it on page 4 and 8!
page 4 was for the 1st 5 pages,
page 8 was for the second.

Now get out of my cannon.
*Ejects Darkandroid from cannon*

As for you JM, I haven't even deployed any Bob-ombs yet.

*deploys Bob-ombs, they all run over and use their arms to cling onto various Medium Tanks very tightly, preparing to explode*

They won't do much damage, but you won't be able to rip them away from those tanks.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 06, 2008, 06:43:56 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Quote from: "DarkAndroid"
oog:
strum you've been cheating
meteor strike is only every 5 pages!
you've used it on page 4 and 8!
page 4 was for the 1st 5 pages,
page 8 was for the second.
*deploys Bob-ombs, they all run over and use their arms to cling onto various Medium Tanks very tightly, preparing to explode*
either way... bomb-ombs don't have arms
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 06:46:15 PM
Quote from: "DarkAndroid"
either way... bomb-ombs don't have arms
You've never played SMB2, have you?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: DarkAndroid on October 06, 2008, 06:49:22 PM
erm...
one sec.
... okay they have arms in TWO games.
but they don't have arms in the rest!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 06, 2008, 07:06:40 PM
*whistles for Neotanks*
HEY! OVER HERE!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2008, 07:31:00 PM
*Neotanks are too busy destroying JM's Shipyard to pay attention to Pepe*

I specifically said I was building that variety. Snufits, quiet this gentleman down, would you.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 10, 2008, 06:00:48 PM
Galaxy Man attacks!!
[marquee2,left,scroll,40,100%:3sjxzsuj](http://http://i36.tinypic.com/25s3dch.png)[/marquee2:3sjxzsuj]
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pibza on October 10, 2008, 08:58:28 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna download SMOD into myself so I can do slow motion and have an epic foot when I kick
Editing post when I get done, brb
(In other words, gonna make a map for HL2 and rampage through it with a shovel to show what I do)
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 10, 2008, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
*deletes snifit_cannon.png*

You.

You aren't welcome here. You spammed up my battlefield, and now you shall pay the consequences.

*FTG is ejected from thread*

(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: Darkandroid, Post 1, Page 9

Code: [Select]
Health: 24% - 8% = 16%

Darkandroid infiltration: 3%
Art_X GalaxyMan: 5%
The Deathray will be ready to fire again by next page.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Raichu on October 10, 2008, 09:43:11 PM
I use Earthquake on the Cannon.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Ultra_Mario on October 10, 2008, 10:20:42 PM
*unloads a can of shaq-fu on the cannon*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 10, 2008, 11:11:01 PM
your earthquake has further degraded you lands. Don't you want to protect your precious forum from being reduced to desolate wastelands?
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on October 10, 2008, 11:25:23 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on October 10, 2008, 11:47:27 PM
MAGETS
*fires a rocket that hits the snifit cannon while CRITICAL HIT appears*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Articuno X on October 11, 2008, 12:05:25 AM
I distort time-space itself... But only enough to launch another F40PH at the cannon.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 11, 2008, 12:31:54 AM
I suppose Sniflames (formerly known as flamethrower snifits) would pass as pyros, so I'll send them out to get Dude's soldier.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Agastya on October 11, 2008, 01:36:58 PM
i get the feeling he forgot to lock the thread again.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 11, 2008, 05:06:00 PM
What is this? You're all godmoding.
As punishment, I think I'll delete your posts and heal the cannon 2%

Also no fighting today.

Code: [Select]
Health: 16% + 2% = 18%

Sturm Guy Heal: +2%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: KingPepe on October 13, 2008, 03:32:24 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Pikadude No. 1 on October 13, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Mysterypea on October 13, 2008, 03:41:09 PM
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 13, 2008, 03:55:39 PM
*Heals another point of damage because Pikadude won't stop godmoding*
Go ahead, keep godmoding...

(http://http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1057/blackcannonsy9.png)
TARGET: ssf, post 1, page 10

(http://http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2331/deathrayep3.png)

Code: [Select]
Health: 18% + 1% - 13% = 6%

Sturm Guy Heal: +1%
Raichu earthquake: 6%
U_M Shaq-Fu: 1%
Dude TF2 Solider: 3% - 1%
Art_X F40PH: 4%
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on October 13, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
hmmmmmm....

*rubs his magic lamp*
*genie pops out*

Genie, i wish the cannon would be destroyed!

Genie: "As you wish, master"

and that is the end of that story.
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 13, 2008, 04:07:41 PM
*speeds towards the cannon*
*grabs one of the rockets that are chasing him*
*throws it up*
*jumps*
*kicks it into the cannon's barrel*

TOUCHDOWN!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: SsF on October 13, 2008, 04:09:26 PM
AND THE CROWD GOE WIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!

also come on guys we only need 6 more percentage points to be rid of the thing for good!
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 13, 2008, 04:29:14 PM
Our cannon has taken critical damage...

*Explosion*
Title: Re: MISSION 1: SNIFIT CANNON
Post by: Psuedo on October 13, 2008, 04:47:27 PM
(http://http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2927/missioncompso4.jpg)
I suppose you think of this as a victory. Look around, Your lands are in ruin. The ground is lifeless an littered with craters, the sky is black with smokem your forests are burning, and rubble lay everywhere. I may not have won this battle, but the only loss I have suffered is that of my cannon. So enjoy you barren, lifeless forum, weaklings. But remember, I WILL return someday.





...Can we get this vaulted?