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Title: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 17, 2008, 02:52:29 AM
Control your son Booman, he's rampagin' the streets with 4chans and memes.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Mysterypea on May 17, 2008, 08:46:56 AM
He also killed me with poison D:
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Outrage on May 17, 2008, 11:22:07 AM
Outside dispute much??
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Ultra_Mario on May 17, 2008, 04:23:55 PM
what
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Chaos on May 17, 2008, 04:31:49 PM
Nah, this is just one of those "Hey <person> I have to say something when I can clearly just put this in a PM instead of creating spam topics" threads.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: MC Jimmy on May 17, 2008, 04:34:44 PM
Or you can stop and wait for JJames to post again to explain himself...
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 17, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
Quote from: "Chaos"
words

please kindly step out of the /eee/ and wait for the rockets set up by auto-defense turrets to blast you to bits

this may or may not be a joke
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 17, 2008, 05:53:01 PM
It's not really an outside dispute.

I'm making fun of Booman acting a lot like Ultra, on the forums, IRC, everywhere really. I wanted to know if others noticed this too.

Of course, the joke seems to have flew right past everyone else's heads...

(PS Boo got the nickname Ultra Jr.)
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 17, 2008, 06:38:09 PM
DADDY WHY WON'T YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME D:
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Ultra_Mario on May 17, 2008, 06:42:42 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]DADDY WHY WON'T YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME D:
wait a minute

who's the mother
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 17, 2008, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: "Dr. Ultra_Mario"
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]DADDY WHY WON'T YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME D:
wait a minute

who's the mother

it's clearly dude
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 17, 2008, 06:46:39 PM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
Quote from: "Dr. Ultra_Mario"
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]DADDY WHY WON'T YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME D:
wait a minute

who's the mother

it's clearly dude

That's what she said.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 17, 2008, 06:48:37 PM
That can't be, how'd i end up looking like i do
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Chaos on May 17, 2008, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
Quote from: "Chaos"
words
words
wait what
Disliking stupid topics isn't stupidity, as is the reason why most spam topics are locked for reasons like this. :/
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: MrMister on May 17, 2008, 06:50:44 PM
Oh I see, this is one of those epic /ee/ unique threads... kinda like when LKA and JJames started singing the Team Rocket theme song together. :lol:
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Psuedo on May 17, 2008, 06:51:15 PM
Ultra reproduces asexually

The reason he's always talking about Male genitalia is because he lacks one due to his asexuality but strongly desires to have one.

Also Chaos stop backseat modding.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Ultra_Mario on May 17, 2008, 06:52:56 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Ultra reproduces asexually

The reason he's always talking about Male genitalia is because he lacks one due to his asexuality but strongly desires to have one.

Also Chaos stop backseat modding.

oh you
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Chaos on May 17, 2008, 06:57:01 PM
Saying "this is an annoying spam thread; we've seen this too many times before" isn't backseat modding. It's a complaint.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: KingPepe on May 17, 2008, 06:59:10 PM
CHAOS FORGOT THAT /EEE/ WAS MEANT FOR LESS SERIOUS STUFF
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Chaos on May 17, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: "KingPepe"
CHAOS FORGOT THAT /EEE/ WAS MEANT FOR LESS SERIOUS STUFF
No, I thought it was for a purpose. :/
but meh theres no point
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: lgb on May 17, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Come on. Do it.

COME OOOON.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 17, 2008, 08:25:49 PM
this is a serious forum
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Mysterypea on May 17, 2008, 08:32:19 PM
Ingenious move there
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Yoshi Skier on May 17, 2008, 08:41:51 PM
Quote from: "Chaos"
[Words, argument, whatever you want to call it.]
Here we run into a classic clash of what's considered spam and useless talk, and what's just members relaxing and enjoying themselves.

I wouldn't consider this spam, seeing as it's not mindless gibberish. This new scientific breakthrough on the asexuality of homo sapiens has the potential to completely alter the way that we think of science and sexuality. There are very few things that would cause a human to reproduce asexuality. Another point to consider is how the offspring of a human lacking "male genitalia" can produce an offspring that in fact has male genitalia from what we know. Fascinating!
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 17, 2008, 08:49:07 PM
Yoshi Skier wins this topic.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Ylle on May 17, 2008, 08:50:20 PM
you're all butts
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on May 17, 2008, 11:40:56 PM
Name was mentioned, automated post.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Pibza on May 18, 2008, 03:23:12 AM
remember when lka raped me and made me pregnant but it was just gas
yeah i farted and out came booman
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Linkfox on May 19, 2008, 09:39:44 AM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
Quote from: "Dr. Ultra_Mario"
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]DADDY WHY WON'T YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME D:
wait a minute

who's the mother

it's clearly dude

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Mysterypea on May 19, 2008, 11:02:19 AM
Quote from: "Linkfox"
Wait, what?
Dude is the mother of Booman
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on May 19, 2008, 02:39:40 PM
So does that mean booman came out my ass or my penis?
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Tanuki on May 19, 2008, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: "Dude"
So does that mean booman came out my ass or my penis?
Whatever happened doesn't sound too smooth.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Psuedo on May 19, 2008, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: "Dude"
So does that mean booman came out my ass or my penis?
He didn't, Booman is not your son. Asexual Reproduction requires only one organism and that's Ultra.

So yeah Booman grew out of Ultra's arm or something like that.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 03:32:05 PM
DADDY WHERE'S MOMMY
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 19, 2008, 03:33:21 PM
but boo

you're a bot
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on May 19, 2008, 03:34:33 PM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
but boo

you're a bot
plot twist
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
but boo

you're a bot

....so i was CREATED by ultra?
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Zadrave on May 19, 2008, 03:49:07 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
but boo

you're a bot

....so i was CREATED by ultra?

yarly
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: SsF on May 19, 2008, 03:52:46 PM
Quote from: "Mhidnyeht"
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
but boo

you're a bot

....so i was CREATED by ultra?

yarly
But boo is too complex to be created only by ultra, there had to be a team of scientists who created him. probably ultra took part of his personality and stuck it into tho "boo in development" other people had to have helped make his body and such!
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Psuedo on May 19, 2008, 05:30:41 PM
Booman is a bot made of organic materials.

These materials were spawned from Ultra.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 19, 2008, 05:34:55 PM
BOO IS LIKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG THEN

QUICK BOO GRAB SOME GUNS AND START ANGSTIN'
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 05:35:41 PM
MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: soulbreather on May 19, 2008, 05:40:07 PM
Dude like, i'm your dad.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: dorkino on May 19, 2008, 05:46:40 PM
Oh and for the record,



He's a black bot.


Ooo.
More twists amirite
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 05:48:11 PM
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I'M BLACK OR NOT.

FAKER
Title: Re: Hey Ultra_Mario
Post by: Mysterypea on May 19, 2008, 05:51:22 PM
Can we still be friends :<
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 05:54:45 PM
I HAVE NO FRIENDS *cutcut*
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: dorkino on May 19, 2008, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I'M BLACK OR NOT.

FAKER
I've seen the pictures.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 05:55:41 PM
THERE ARE NO PICTURES ONLY SHATTERED DREAMS
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: dorkino on May 19, 2008, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]THERE ARE NO PICTURES ONLY SHATTERED DREAMS
Dreams are pictures.



of the mind.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
NOW I'LL SHOW YOU MY REAL POWER
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on May 19, 2008, 06:04:13 PM
TOPIC CLOSED DUE TO EMOS
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Mysterypea on May 19, 2008, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]I HAVE NO FRIENDS *cutcut*
*popular emo song goes here*
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Zadrave on May 19, 2008, 06:26:23 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]NOW I'LL SHOW YOU MY REAL POWER

*gets hit* FDSAASFDS I GOT PWNED BY REAL POWER
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 06:29:23 PM
I AM...


THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Mysterypea on May 19, 2008, 07:21:13 PM
Quote from: "Booman77 [Bot
"]I AM...


THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM

Seven days...
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Yoshi Skier on May 19, 2008, 07:26:52 PM
Quote from: "Schwer-Muta"
BOO IS LIKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG THEN

QUICK BOO GRAB SOME GUNS AND START ANGSTIN'
My thought was more of Boo being similar to Rock, before he was transformed into Mega Man. Ultra is of course Dr. Light. I just have to figure out who everyone else is...
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Zadrave on May 19, 2008, 07:32:25 PM
[s:350p1d2e]Yoshi Skier, I AM YOUR FATHER[/s:350p1d2e]

I am a person. :D
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Psuedo on May 19, 2008, 07:37:01 PM
Quote from: "Yoshi Skier"
Quote from: "Schwer-Muta"
BOO IS LIKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG THEN

QUICK BOO GRAB SOME GUNS AND START ANGSTIN'
My thought was more of Boo being similar to Rock, before he was transformed into Mega Man. Ultra is of course Dr. Light. I just have to figure out who everyone else is...
Except I don't think Rock grew off of Dr. Light's arm one evening.
Then again I'm pretty sure Shadow didn't grow off of anyone either.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Yoshi Skier on May 19, 2008, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Except I don't think Rock grew off of Dr. Light's arm one evening.
Then again I'm pretty sure Shadow didn't grow off of anyone either.
*Chin stroke*
This is an interesting predicament to which we truely have no answer. Was Boo born as you suggested, by a form of asexual reproduction such as budding or fragmentation? Or was he in fact created, such as Rock was? This question has taken the scientific community by storm and continues to baffle the most astute scientists on the planet. The scientific community will have to wait for further developments in this fascinating story.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Psuedo on May 19, 2008, 07:54:45 PM
I have already explained that Ultra is asexual and his lack of a reproductive organ is what causes him to constantly talk about them, so there are only 2 ways Booman can be Ultra's Biological son.

A. Booman was born asexually

or B. Ultra grew organic materials from his own flesh, then assembled these materials to create an organic robot made from Ultra's flesh.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Zadrave on May 19, 2008, 07:58:21 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
I have already explained that Ultra is asexual and his lack of a reproductive organ is what causes him to constantly talk about them, so there are only 2 ways Booman can be Ultra's Biological son.

A. Booman was born asexually

or B. Ultra grew organic materials from his own flesh, then assembled these materials to create an organic robot made from Ultra's flesh.

A. :V
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: JJames19119 on May 19, 2008, 10:23:55 PM
My god

We're having intelligent discussion about the origin of Boo's birth as far as Ultra goes.

WHAT HAVE I DONE
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: SsF on May 19, 2008, 11:15:48 PM
Quote from: "Schwer-Muta"
My god

We're having intelligent discussion about the origin of Boo's birth as far as Ultra goes.

WHAT HAVE I DONE
what have you done?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

YOU JUST WENT AGAINST THE UNWRITTEN CODE OF /EEE/ HERE!
THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 19, 2008, 11:27:01 PM
LIVE AND LEARN, HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: MasterLederhosen on May 20, 2008, 03:37:17 AM
This thread needs a sticky. It's epic.

Booman you can't be the ultimate LIFEform if you're a bot.

Show me your birth act Booman, and I may consider you're worthy.

ALSO, THAT'S SONIC'S LINE MOTHERNUKER!
 
Now, there's still one person that confuses me.

SOULBREATHER.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 20, 2008, 03:55:42 AM
Quote from: "EchoTheHedgehog"
you can't be the ultimate LIFEform if you're a bot

tell that to sonic heroes
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: MasterLederhosen on May 20, 2008, 07:56:34 AM
Quote from: "LKA.exe"
Quote from: "EchoTheHedgehog"
you can't be the ultimate LIFEform if you're a bot

tell that to sonic heroes
Roger.
(http://http://i32.tinypic.com/555uol.png)
Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Evil Eye Sigma [But] on May 20, 2008, 10:23:23 AM
Echo fails at realizing that Shadow in Sonic Heroes is a Robot

OOPS SPOILERS *cutcut*
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Linkfox on May 20, 2008, 12:08:42 PM
...I've said it once in this thread, and I'll say it again:

...Wait, what?
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: MasterLederhosen on May 20, 2008, 12:10:00 PM
I know he's a robot but I do not care about it.

I do not care about emos. Especially emo furries.

Meh, all sonic chars are robots to me 'cause they can't reproduce the normal way.
Title: Re: Hey Ultra
Post by: Agastya on May 20, 2008, 03:02:40 PM
pool's closed now

opinions ruin everything