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Title: Ask a question about mario.
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 29, 2007, 10:43:09 PM
Basically you ask a question about mario, and the next person answers it stupidly and asks his own question.
Okay start.
HOW I JUMP ON GOOMBAS?
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Post by: Big Daddy on September 29, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
press A

how does wing cap fly
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Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 29, 2007, 10:44:57 PM
It divides the air by zero, thus causing it to be pushed downwards.

How I saved princess?
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Post by: dorino on September 29, 2007, 11:22:27 PM
You don't how. She in another castle.

How does one proceed to make mario die?
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Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 29, 2007, 11:33:06 PM
Hit up up down down left right left right a b start

How I play as luigi?
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Post by: Bloody Metal Devin on September 29, 2007, 11:56:05 PM
play hotel mario

how do you die?
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Post by: Night on September 30, 2007, 01:12:46 AM
Run up to something and not punch or jump on it

How does the Metal Cap transform Mario into living metal?
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Post by: Chaos on September 30, 2007, 02:48:57 AM
The hat curses him or something.


How the hell, does Bowser have an axe so Mario can cut down his bridge, and why doesn't he defend?
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Post by: Onijustin on September 30, 2007, 04:09:58 AM
you cant expect more of a big cross breed of a dragon and turtle....

why is mini mario mini?
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Post by: Chaos on September 30, 2007, 04:19:01 AM
Because min = mini.


Why does Mega Mario fail in NSMB?
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Post by: Onijustin on September 30, 2007, 04:25:03 AM
Quote from: "Chaos"
Why does Mega Mario fail in NSMB?

HE DOES?!

why are bowsers minions always as stupid as hell?
and tell me why mega mario fails...
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Post by: Chaos on September 30, 2007, 04:39:26 AM
Because their Bowser's minions. Duh.

And Mega Mario fails for no use.
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Post by: Onijustin on September 30, 2007, 04:43:11 AM
O.o i find him usefull... in the 1st level XD
he can get 5 lives easily and the way he goes through the finish is funny.
that, and he pwns the last boss.
and what is your question?

why is luigi almost always player 2?
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Post by: somestrangeflea on September 30, 2007, 05:18:04 AM
Because Luigi is almost always green.

What is the actual purpose of the block hills and end-of-level flags in SMB?
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Post by: dorino on September 30, 2007, 09:45:59 AM
Mario is fat and even bowser sees that he needs some stairwalking workouts, and bowser delivers.


Why does blue mushrooms not do as green mushrooms or red mushrooms?
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Post by: Night on September 30, 2007, 02:17:13 PM
Because the game developers like f*cking with people

How did they come up with Petey Pirhana?
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Post by: NiGHTS on September 30, 2007, 03:46:31 PM
To ge ta damned dad.

How do boos fly?
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Post by: Psuedo on September 30, 2007, 04:00:12 PM
They're dead birds.

Why did the Big Boo get his name legally changed to King boo, shrink down to the size of an average boo and go around sticking his tougue out and commanding all his minions to do so as well, then return to his original size and head to a casino where he and his minions got horribly drunk, then get his name legally changed back to Big Boo and look like he did originally but with a crown and a deeper laugh, then finally get his name legally changed to King Boo again without changing his appearance this time
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Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 30, 2007, 04:02:06 PM
Because he's secretly gay.

gobaz kep kilin me hw do i fx dis?
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Post by: Big Daddy on September 30, 2007, 04:58:25 PM
Divide the air above you by zero

Where is the yoshi at?
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Post by: Night on September 30, 2007, 05:55:03 PM
Wherever you least expect it

Why are shyguys awesome?
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Post by: dorino on September 30, 2007, 05:57:30 PM
because they have masks and are shy.


why does mario sxwitch the peace sign on the flag with a commie star?
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Post by: Psuedo on September 30, 2007, 08:53:14 PM
That's a skull, Bowser is just an awful artist.

Why Racoon Mario?
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Post by: BobManPerson on September 30, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Because he shot web

How did I jump in cannon, warp through the tower, and end up in an alternate dimension inhabited by an invisible wall, doors, and shadows?
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Post by: Outrage on September 30, 2007, 09:12:46 PM
USE THE BOOST


Why do man-eating flowers live in pipes?
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Post by: Pibza on September 30, 2007, 09:13:51 PM
Quote from: "BobManPerson"
Because he shot web

How did I jump in cannon, warp through the tower, and end up in an alternate dimension inhabited by an invisible wall, doors, and shadows?


You jumped in cannon, warped through the tower, and ended up in an alternate dimension inhabited by an invisible wall, doors, and shadows.

What?
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Post by: Outrage on September 30, 2007, 09:14:57 PM
Quote from: "Alex"

Why do man-eating flowers live in pipes?
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Post by: KingPepe on September 30, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Because they're vines between dem' bricks.

How come when I go through a wall somehow, I end up in a never ending water level?
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Post by: Ryche on September 30, 2007, 09:22:33 PM
Because if it ended, then you wouldn't have gone through the wall.

Why change the classic NES hero with a slight weight issue to a short, more-skinny guy who sounds like an old man with a vocal transplant?
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Post by: Big Daddy on September 30, 2007, 10:35:58 PM
its a him, mario

How do i kill pirhinna plant pipes
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Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 07:41:53 AM
Quote from: "Pikablu"


What?




Tower glitch.


In SM64. Duh.

You burn them.



Why do Pirahnas shoot fire?
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Post by: Big Daddy on October 01, 2007, 04:04:19 PM
They're trying not to explode

How many fire flowers do you eat before *bomb*
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Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 10:56:02 PM
Who cares?

You don't boom.


Why does Mario go through a huge freakin' world thousands of times for one stupid whore?
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Post by: Onijustin on October 02, 2007, 05:46:06 AM
he has enough time....(about 5 lives....)

why is mario still not growing grey hair?(why is he not getting older?)
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Post by: Ryche on October 02, 2007, 07:15:26 AM
There are different time zones in each of the worlds. They set his lifetime back by another 40 years.

Why be Yoshi green with long tongue?
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Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 07:55:25 AM
Because red with a yellow tongue sucks.
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Post by: kNova on October 02, 2007, 08:35:51 AM
Quote from: "Chaos"
Because red with a yellow tongue sucks.


Ask questions pl0x. :D

Why isn't DK in the Mario Games anymore? D:
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 02, 2007, 12:29:18 PM
Quote from: "Nova"
Quote from: "Chaos"
Because red with a yellow tongue sucks.

Ask questions pl0x. :D

Why isn't DK in the Mario Games anymore? D:


Cause he got bored of throwing barrels and getting pwned by Mario.

Why does Mario look like a kid with a moustache?
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Post by: Night on October 02, 2007, 03:46:20 PM
Because the developers thought it would get more little kids to play

Why doesn't Bowser just kill Mario and get it over with?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 02, 2007, 04:10:01 PM
'Cause he's a moron. 'Nuff said.

Why is Mario Mario?
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Post by: kNova on October 02, 2007, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: "EchoTheHegdehog"
'Cause he's a moron. 'Nuff said.

Why is Mario Mario?


Because he isnt' green.

Why do Mario's clothes turn white when he is in... FIRE MODE! :o
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Post by: Night on October 02, 2007, 04:32:44 PM
Because he's white hot

Why is Bowser a moron?
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Post by: kNova on October 02, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
Quote from: "Night_213"
Because he's white hot

Why is Bowser a moron?


Because he is a turtle.

Why is a chubby italian plumber the main character?
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Post by: Ryche on October 02, 2007, 05:42:40 PM
Because the French are rude and the term "skinny" doesn't fit today's child.

Why is Dinosaur World only an island?


P.S.: My response to "Why doesn't Bowser just kill Mario and get it over with?":

     Creativity got the best of him.
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Post by: fechdog on October 02, 2007, 07:15:34 PM
Because only dinosaurs lived on it.

Why doesn't Bowser ever turn good when he get pwnd?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 02, 2007, 07:40:08 PM
He is stupid.

Why did Peach get rapped by a big turtle and Pauline got raped by a damn ape?
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Post by: KingPepe on October 02, 2007, 07:41:13 PM
Because some alien needed to rape Daisy.

How did Mario get skinnier? O_o
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 02, 2007, 07:43:30 PM
He works out saving  fat women.

Why is Daisy say" OH YEAH TAKE THAT!" and "Oh yeah, I won" Like a bitch in MP Tennis?
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Post by: Ryche on October 02, 2007, 09:43:20 PM
Because the gameplay in MP Tennis is a bitch, and Daisy loves tennis.

Why does Peach always sound hoarse? (spelled correctly) DEAR LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF MY PREVIOUS SIN. I WAS JUST MAKING A POINT. AMEN.
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 02, 2007, 10:26:09 PM
Because she lost her voice while biting Bowser.


Why does Yoshi kick soo much ass?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 03, 2007, 01:00:11 PM
'Cause T-Rex was his ancestor.

Why is Birdo transexual?
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Post by: Night on October 03, 2007, 02:13:00 PM
Quote from: "Night_213"
Because the developers thought it would get more little kids to play

 :shock:

Why are Toad's mushroom pplz?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 03, 2007, 02:26:48 PM
'Cause they don't wash their heads.

Why Mario changed his outfit in smb1?
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Post by: fechdog on October 03, 2007, 10:50:40 PM
He actually got enough coins to buy it.
Why is Mario having an affair between Pauling and Peach?
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Post by: Ryche on October 04, 2007, 06:50:12 AM
Because Mario having an affair between Daisy and Birdo would be JUST PLAIN WRONG.

Why do you uproot vegetables, throw back eggs, and smuggle keys from living masks in SMB2?
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Post by: Roxas on October 04, 2007, 08:09:35 AM
how come mario dies if he touches a badguy.
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 04, 2007, 02:56:33 PM
@Meracket: 'Cause smb2 is a rip-off.

@Roxas: 'Cause dancing would be just wrong.

Why Luigi runs in air after a jump?
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Post by: fechdog on October 04, 2007, 03:53:10 PM
Because he runs so fast, he can float in air.
Why is Mario so short?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
He is actually luigis clone hit by a hammer
so hes short and fat and bloody

Why is luigi green
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Post by: fechdog on October 04, 2007, 04:01:11 PM
They were both born on Chrismas.
Why do the Mario Brothers hate Christmas?
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Post by: Night on October 04, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
This could be why (http://http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285795)

Why is Mario so pwnsome?
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Post by: fechdog on October 04, 2007, 08:05:55 PM
Cause he can jump really high.
Why can Mario jump high when he's fat?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 04, 2007, 10:25:13 PM
Have you seen him lately? He's not that fat anymore.

How did Yoshi's Island change size, shape, climate, have it's tallest mountain move from the middle to the upper left corner, suffer a massive drop in it's population, move tword a series of other islands, have all but one of it's castles destroyed, have a yellow switch palace constructed on top of it's tallest mountain, and become populated by creatures that were not on the island before all in the span of a few decades?

(Referring to how Yoshi's Island in YI looks nothing like it does in Super Mario World.)
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Post by: fechdog on October 05, 2007, 07:49:56 AM
An A-bomb.
How come Mario fights Peach on SSBM?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 05, 2007, 12:50:19 PM
'Cause Luigi fights Yoshi.

Why Yoshi farts after eating a very last piece of marching milde?
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Post by: Ryche on October 10, 2007, 06:45:48 PM
Fat=gas. Milde's fat. Yoshi's not.

In reference to page 1 (I think?), why does mini=mini?
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Post by: fechdog on October 10, 2007, 10:45:07 PM
Because you're smaller than normal.
Why does Mario's fire attack doesn't melt Metal Bowser?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 11, 2007, 12:32:29 PM
Cause DK said so.

Why there's only 1 yoshi in sm64?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 11, 2007, 01:07:52 PM
Yoshi is too sexy for friends.

Why is Mario the only one saving Peach?
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Post by: lgb on October 11, 2007, 01:34:15 PM
Because everytime he thinks he'll get some. Stubborn plumber...

Why is Luigi now a locksmith?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 11, 2007, 01:38:19 PM
He has nothing else to do.

Why is bob-omb cool?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 11, 2007, 03:57:52 PM
Cause it goes Kaboom.

Why Bowser wasn't in SSB64?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 11, 2007, 04:32:25 PM
Because one game can only have so much.

Why is everything in the Beanbean Kingdom named after laughter?
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Post by: SsF on October 11, 2007, 04:56:50 PM
because it wants you to go lulz

Why does Mario not have a concussion from too many hitting of blocks?
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Post by: lgb on October 11, 2007, 04:58:11 PM
Because he's a hardhead and he hits them with his hand.

What is the big deal between Mario and Sonic?
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Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 05:10:10 PM
Mario is the high-jumping bastard.

Sonic is the crazy fast one.


GET IT NOW


Why isn't Mario as good as Kirby?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 11, 2007, 05:13:29 PM
Because Kirby can do everything Mario can if he swallows him.

What's the Angry Sun's problem?
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Post by: Turndawg107 on October 11, 2007, 05:21:00 PM
Who knows?  a better question is

Why doesn't the world slip into eternal night after he takes it out with a koopa shell?
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Post by: fechdog on October 11, 2007, 06:13:17 PM
Because the Angry Sun still lives.
Why does a goomba say once he's stomped?
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Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 06:33:59 PM
Who cares? They don't talk. >:|

Why are Toads named Kinopio in Japan?
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Post by: Night on October 11, 2007, 06:35:43 PM
Because that's how languages work
They're made to confuse the f*ck out of you

Why do Mario and Kuigi wear red and green?
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Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 06:39:05 PM
Because they don't like yellow and purple.


Why is Mario so simple and likes to whack things for no reason?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 11, 2007, 06:44:00 PM
Mario secretly has severe anger management problems.


Are the koopalings dead?
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Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 06:46:11 PM
No, they will return someday like Bowser.


Peach just sits in a castle and waits for you. That's a bad way to go if you lose lives fast. So why does she wait?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 12, 2007, 04:48:42 PM
Laziness.

Does Yoshi drown but Bowser recreates him in SM64?
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Post by: Smash and Crash.1 on October 12, 2007, 04:58:08 PM
Yes he does.

Why can't they just put yoshi in SMB2 than toad and Peach?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 12, 2007, 05:20:17 PM
Yoshi is too sexy for a boring game.

Why is Mario a plumber?
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Post by: Turndawg107 on October 12, 2007, 05:48:12 PM
Who else would want to go through all those pipes?

Speaking of which, why are there so many huge exposed pipelines in the Mushroom Kingdom?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 12, 2007, 05:49:50 PM
Cause Toads are living crap machines.


Why does he swim in Peaches pool?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 12, 2007, 07:38:40 PM
Cause some jerk put the blue switch down there for laughs.

Why is Bowletta bigger on the inside than the outside?
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Post by: SsF on October 12, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
cause she's wearing a corset

why does mario have brown hair and a black mustache?
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Post by: Smash and Crash.1 on October 12, 2007, 07:59:52 PM
That is the fashion sense there.

Why doesn't Mario just fight Sonic face to face?
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Post by: Night on October 13, 2007, 10:11:15 AM
Because he hasn't been able to until now

Why don't they replace Mario with Ultra Mario?
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Post by: Chaos on October 13, 2007, 11:15:05 AM
Because Nintendo doesn't like suggestions.
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Post by: Psuedo on October 13, 2007, 12:19:10 PM
Because you didn't ask a question.

Why are Red Chomps weaker than Normal ones in RPGs, but visa-versa in Platformers?
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Post by: Chaos on October 13, 2007, 12:41:40 PM
Because Nintendo likes confusion.

Why does Mario kick shells?
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Post by: Night on October 13, 2007, 12:42:56 PM
Because a giant turtle ate his mother when he was little

How do I get my dark Mario in a Mario game?
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Post by: Chaos on October 13, 2007, 12:46:17 PM
You don't. FAIL

Why does Mario use Stars to open doors in 64? Why not bust them open with his fist?
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Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 13, 2007, 02:42:17 PM
They are undestrucable.

Is toad faaahhhbulous?
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Post by: Dave ‌Strider on October 13, 2007, 02:46:35 PM
Toad can't be gay, toad is asexual.

Why do you die if you touch a goomba from the side?
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Post by: Chaos on October 13, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
Because we don't want to touch the bottom.

Why do they fail?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 14, 2007, 01:07:15 PM
Red Koopas are sexier with their can't-fall-off-ledgeness.

Why is Bowser allowed in Tennis and Soccer?
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Post by: fechdog on October 14, 2007, 02:04:52 PM
Because he's an easy win for Mario.
Why can Bowser use an item in Super Mario Kart that nobody else can?
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Post by: pottmannen on October 19, 2007, 03:46:53 PM
beacause its fun to killa thate son of a b****ez with a item on that thing also calleed marioa

why is megaman not marios brother?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 19, 2007, 04:39:06 PM
Because robots and humans can't be related.


Why are Blue Koopas more intelligent than Yellow and Red Koopas which are more intelligent than Green Koopas?
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Post by: alec2001 on October 19, 2007, 04:39:59 PM
Quote from: "pottmannen"
beacause its fun to killa thate son of a b****ez with a item on that thing also calleed marioa

why is megaman not marios brother?

BECAUSE BOWSER IS DUMB AND ANYWAY MEGAMAN WOULD MALFUCNTION BECAUSE OF BOWSER'S DIC*

Why does Mario be ignorant all day and get treated like heaven?
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Post by: alec2001 on October 19, 2007, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Because robots and humans can't be related.


Why are Blue Koopas more intelligent than Yellow and Red Koopas which are more intelligent than Green Koopas?

Because they are colour coded
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Post by: pottmannen on October 19, 2007, 04:56:26 PM
because that was no question.

why is mario as fat as a train when hes eating beans?
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Post by: Psuedo on October 19, 2007, 06:25:45 PM
Because beans are obviously the source of some obesity problem occurring in the Beanbean Kingdom, just look at Queen Bean.

Are Piantas stupid enough to believe a translucent, blue, Mario-shaped creature is actually Mario, or do they just have bad eyesight?
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Post by: NiGHTS on October 19, 2007, 06:28:07 PM
They are stupid.


Why do Piantas scream that they are hurt 5 seconds after they get hit?
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Post by: alec2001 on October 24, 2007, 01:15:14 PM
what are pintas O_O?