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Blah Blah Blah => Mama Cozzi's Pizza Kitchen => : MasterLederhosen December 23, 2012, 08:33:06 AM

: An experiment.
: MasterLederhosen December 23, 2012, 08:33:06 AM
I'm just going to get straight to the point.

Story:
A highly advanced race of aliens has created a biological experiment - a race of hyper-adaptive sentient globs of what basically can be classified as space snot. They put them inside a capsule and sealed them off for a while in a cave on a distant planet who knows where until they're strong enough to survive the outside world. These globs can adapt to their surroundings way faster than anything else in existence. If they manage to survive in harsh conditions long enough, the aliens will use them as weapons to capture planets for them because they're too lazy to do it on their own anymore. If not, they'll have to send somebody to clean up the corpses. But until that time, who knows what awaits the blobs.

How to participate:
It's simple, post the name of your snot booger thing in the color that you want your character to be.

How to play:
Each new turn I'll post pictures of people's characters doing things. Then, the players get to tell what their character does next. The order of each one of player's actions will depend on the order of the post.

Want an example? Here.

Let's make two booger people - Hairy Harry and Jellybro

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/example1.png)
Hairy Harry: That worm looked funny at me I want to smack his shit
Jellybro: I'm gonna make something out of this rock!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/example2.png)
Hairy Harry stares down with the worm, the poor creature's terrified of his giant arms.
Jellybro whips out a hammer and a nail from his inventory and starts chiseling the nearby rock.

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/example3.png)
Hairy Harry delivers a fatal blow to the worm.
Jelly bro's almost done.

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/example4.png)
Hairy Harry happily picks up the dead carcass of the worm in hopes of soon devouring it.
Jelly bro's finished, he made an anchor out of stone. Why? He didn't specify what exactly he wanted to chisel, so I assumed he just wanted to invent something.

Now you may be asking yourself: "why doesn't he explain more, like the game mechanics and all?"
Well, that's the main point, you'll have to figure things out on your own. Don't be afraid to try things, as they might just work. This way I'm trying to keep this little event's exploration value as high as possible. If you're looking to drown in dnd statistics and encounters, look elsewhere.

If you want to participate and/or have any questions, go ahead, now's your time to speak.

Also you can join in anytime the game's already started, just so you know.
: Re: An experiment.
: Pibza December 23, 2012, 08:41:12 AM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/64555157/images/jesus%20christ.png)
i want to be this color
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: Link901 December 23, 2012, 02:38:03 PM
Bongo Bongo
Let's do this
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: MC Jimmy December 23, 2012, 05:28:28 PM
Tooty Pooper
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 23, 2012, 05:31:10 PM
Oh boy time to start!

Ms. Eyeburn
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: DimJim of Dimjimia December 23, 2012, 05:44:15 PM
Fred Fuchsia
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: MasterLederhosen December 23, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn001_0.png)
And so, the first five boogers emerge from the capsule. Curently not doing jack.

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: DimJim of Dimjimia December 23, 2012, 07:14:32 PM
go in the tall grass
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: Link901 December 23, 2012, 07:16:50 PM
Investigate the silver chest in the grass.
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: MC Jimmy December 23, 2012, 07:17:23 PM
Walk to the big toad on the mushrooms and lick it.
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 23, 2012, 07:18:38 PM
Look outside the cave's exit.
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: Pibza December 23, 2012, 07:39:34 PM
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: Zelda901 December 23, 2012, 07:42:55 PM
Muffin Tops
stare into the water
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: MasterLederhosen December 23, 2012, 09:37:00 PM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn001_01.png)
Fred Fuchsia enters the tall grass, sadly, the foul natural smell of the booger people easily repels critters.

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn001_02.png)
Bongo Bongo opens the silver chest.
He finds a sawmeraxe! This technologically advanced tool is all a carpenter will ever need. The hard part is figuring out how to use it without hurting yourself.

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Tooty Pooper gently wraps his tongue around the giant toad's repulsive form.
Eww, it's a sticky toad! Tooty Pooper finds himself stuck to the creature, and unless somebody helps him he'll be bound with the nasty amphibian together, forever.

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Ms. Eyesore gazes upon the cave exit, but all she can see is a dark tunnel with a light at the end. Spooky!
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/64555157/images/jesus%20christ.png) tries to open the golden chest by inserting his hand into the keyhole with no success. However, his struggle does not go in vain as... He grows a key on his forehead! Fascinating!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn001_09.png)
Yet another glob of snot enters the fray. Whoever's nose it came out of, they better get it checked out!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn001_05.png)
Muffin Tops stares down into the water, when suddenly, the water infront of her begins bubbling! What could it be?
: Re: An experiment.
: DimJim of Dimjimia December 23, 2012, 09:38:39 PM
inspect grass, determine what the finer trees in it are, harvest those
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: Pibza December 23, 2012, 09:39:58 PM
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 23, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
Head toward the light.
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: MC Jimmy December 23, 2012, 09:54:27 PM
Try to intangibly cry for help.
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: Link901 December 23, 2012, 09:57:36 PM
I use my sawmeraxe on the giant toad in an attempt to release Tooty Pooper
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: Zelda901 December 23, 2012, 10:03:20 PM
Dip foot into the bubbles hoping for a hot tub
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: MasterLederhosen December 24, 2012, 07:19:30 AM
DIMJIM:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_01.png)
Fred Fuchs decides to try and find some "unusual" grass. He then realizes the entire patch of grass is unusual. Ever seen grass grow like that? If you think that's any close to usual then too bad.

PIKABLU:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_02.png)
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/64555157/images/jesus%20christ.png) opens the chest with his horn.
Inside, he finds a key made entirely of candy! It looks delicious, but what if you eat it, and later on it turns out you needed it to open an even better loot? Who knows!

BOOMAN:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_03.png)
Exploration time, eh? Ms. Pacman decides to go through the tunnel despite of how dark it is, just so she can get out of the caverns.
Surprisingly, the tunnel's actually a bit long.

JIMMY & LINK:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_04.png)
Tooter Pooter cries out for help, Bonga Bonga immediately goes to save him. Thinking quickly, detaches the axe and saw parts and smacks the toad with the hammer.

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_05.png)
It doesn't really work, despite giving the toad a few bruises. Bongo Bongo bellows over this situation so intensely his he grows spikes on his eyebrows as a manifestation of the fury going on inside of him.

LIV:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_06.png)
Muffin Tops puts her stumpy legs inside of the bubbly water. Yep, the water's fine. But what's with all that bubbling?

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_07.png)
Oh my! It's a bubble toad! These fellows spend most of their time underwater, but once in a while they blow up to 10x their size like balloons to ascend to the surface and look around. Maybe if somebody managed to tame them they could use them as a manner of transportation!

MEANWHILE
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn002_08.png)
Freddie Booger is halfway done inspecting the patch of grass for any unusual herbs he could harvest. As you can see, he likes his job quite a lot, shame nobody pays him for it, but he doesn't care! One more turn and he'll be done.
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: Pibza December 24, 2012, 07:47:36 AM
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: MC Jimmy December 24, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
Try to drag the toad off the mushrooms in hopes he slides through the tongue or something.
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 24, 2012, 04:59:24 PM
Continue through the cave.
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: Zelda901 December 24, 2012, 11:49:21 PM
attempt to tame bubble toad and become a bubble toad rider
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: Link901 December 24, 2012, 11:52:01 PM
Reattach the axe piece and cut down the mushroom that the toad is sitting on.
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: MasterLederhosen December 25, 2012, 05:42:30 PM
TURN 3:
PIKABLU
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Jamboree Cornelius eats half of the loop of the key. Struggle as he might, his attempt to grow candy legs isn't succesful. Maybe he should wait a little until his body fully absorbs the candy or excercise a bit.

JIMMY
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn003_02.png)

Tootie Pootie tries to pull the toad off of the mushroom. However, the toad's kind of a fatass. This doesn't stop Tootoo Poopoo though, as he keeps trying.

BOOMAN
Ms. Eyeburn comes out of the cave only to experience what she truly is.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn003_03.png)

As she's spent entire years incubating in a rather dark cave, the outside light blinds her temporarily. (She won't be able to see anything until next turn.)

LIV
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn003_04.png)

Not having access to any sort of leashes or scooby snacks, Muffin Puffin decides to try and tame the creature by making a face at it. It works.

TIM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn003_05.png)

Banjo Banjo reatatches the axe head but before he can do anything, the toad takes a huge leap to the right. Good news is, mid-jump Tootsie Pop's tongue latches off of the toad, as the blob falls to the ground, his tongue stretched out beyond belief. This might make communication a bit harder, but I guess a long tongue has it's benefits.

DIMJIM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn003_06.png)

WHOAA MAN! Check out these herbs! Realizing the entire patch of grass has herbs with unusual attributes Freud Frigate harvests the entire patch, leaving no blade behind. However, it would seem that he has been inhaling their fumes for a little too long which caused him to not only grow an actual nose, but also get a bit stoned. Who knows what he'll do next!

: Re: An experiment.
: DimJim of Dimjimia December 25, 2012, 05:47:28 PM
manifest a reggae hat and change my name to fred lion
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: MC Jimmy December 25, 2012, 05:50:01 PM
Taste the mushrooms where the toad was, maybe they are tastier than the others.
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: Link901 December 25, 2012, 05:52:31 PM
Harvest two mushrooms to make hats for Tooty Pooper and myself.
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: Zelda901 December 25, 2012, 05:59:59 PM
Command bubble toad to battle with the sticky toad
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 25, 2012, 06:07:04 PM
Attempt to feel a nearby wall through my blindness
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: Pibza December 25, 2012, 07:43:31 PM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/64555157/images/experiment/action_004.png)
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: MasterLederhosen December 26, 2012, 07:08:18 PM
DIMJIM:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_01.png)

Thinking it's a rastaman hat, Frog Fighter dons one of the bundles of hay on his head, then proceeds to write on a wall "Im fred flintstoned" using a piece of coal he found lying around.

JIMMY:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_02.png)

Despite the desire to only lick the mushroom, the overwhelming desire overcoms Tupac, and he devours the entire thing in a blink of an eye. He then belches loudly.

LINK:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_03.png)

Bingo Bingo begins chopping down mushrooms. As he's already getting the hang of the axe, he chops one's head off in one go. Fantastic! His arms have gotten a little bigger and stronger.

LIV:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_04.png)

Muppet Mops charges into battle on top of her mighty inflated steed. The bubble toad blows a stream of bubbles at it's enemy, somehow encasing it inside a bubble. The trapped adversary begins floating about.

BOOMAN:

Nope. No walls. You're outside, dingus. However, you do bump into something rather soft. You suddenly regain sight and you see...

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_05.png)

PIKABLU:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_06.png)

Juice Chores begins training. He starts flopping around hoping to grow legs, but it'll take a little.

BACK TO LINK:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_07.png)

Bongo Bongo chops down another mushroom.

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn004_08.png)

Bongo Bongo hands his buddy Tooty Pooty one of the tops and they both wear them on their head as hats. Neat.
: Re: An experiment.
: MC Jimmy December 26, 2012, 07:14:43 PM
Test the integrity of the hat on something like the wall or on someone.
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: Link901 December 26, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
Use my axe to attack the sticky toad while it's trapped in the bubble.
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 26, 2012, 07:20:57 PM
Wave hello to the giant slug people.
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: Zelda901 December 27, 2012, 07:12:22 PM
Command bubble toad to blow a butt-ton of bubbles
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: DimJim of Dimjimia December 28, 2012, 01:32:07 AM
dispense important vitamin product from mouth
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: MasterLederhosen December 30, 2012, 06:01:00 PM
Slim Jim Calories
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_01.png)
Too-too bangs his head against a wall. The hat is surprisingly sturdy. What are these mushrooms made out of?

901 Loafs of Meat

The lumberjack axeman furiously charges and chops at the toad.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_02.png)
It bursts into treats.

Booberry Pie
Ms. Hippie waves at the big creatures.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_03.png)
Two of them stand up and stare, one begins poking her with a stick. How rude.

Olives & Salad
Lock'n'load! Red Riding Gello's bubble toad unleashes a barrage of bubbles.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_04.png)
The bubbles fly towards Bongo Bongo's loot and snatch two pieces of meat.

Smoked Dab
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_05.png)
Mr. 420 vomits rainbows. Clean that shit up.

Porkchops

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/65120492/forum%20game%20thing/turns/turn005_06.png)
Meanwhile, The Blue Blur is still running around training his body. He feels in the lower part of his body. Atta boy! A little more effort and you'll grow legs!

SUDDENLY
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Shazam! Blue guy digests the candy and integrates it into his body, producing stompy, yet somewhat agile legs. But the question remains, are they edible? If so you better protect them from wildlife AND your fellow companions!
: Re: An experiment.
: Link901 December 30, 2012, 06:16:06 PM
Ask Muffin Top to give back the treats and convince her to bubble some of Fred Fuchsia's unusual herbs.

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: MC Jimmy December 30, 2012, 06:38:33 PM
Barrel out of the cave head first and pray the helmet protects me from stuff.
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: DimJim of Dimjimia December 30, 2012, 09:45:57 PM
grow a lighter so i can give people fire
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: Evil Eye Sigma [But] December 30, 2012, 10:32:01 PM
Attempt to befriend the slug people so they'll stop poking me with a stick
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: Pibza January 01, 2013, 04:31:06 AM
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: Killcrony February 14, 2013, 08:42:20 PM
sup bitches