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Title: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 12, 2010, 05:19:21 PM
I hadn't expected you to be able to clean up your battle scarred forums so quickly... It almost looks as if my cannon had never even fired upon your lands. Well, that won't last much longer, for I have returned, with a new weapon at my disposal.

(http://http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3139/psychic.gif)
This is my mind control beacon. I have constructed it at a remote location safe from the armies you pestered me with last time. When fired, it releases a burst of energy that can wreak havoc on an entire thread, bringing anyone who posted there under my control. The only people who seem to be immune are staff members and General Guy.

...And that is precisely what I intend on doing. In 3 days, the device will be fully powered and ready to fire. Anyone who has posted in the thread I attack will be forced to serve the Snifit Army until someone who has not been affected finds a way to free them.

Regards,
Sturm Guy
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mysterypea on February 12, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
I can't have my mind controlled, I have no brain!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: JJames19119 on February 12, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
Quote from: "Mysterypea"
I can't have my mind controlled, I have no brain!

This pretty much speaks for most of the 72 you wish to control.

We have the upper hand!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 12, 2010, 05:35:48 PM
If you truly had no brain you would not know how to post here. Besides, little knowledge in needed for the positions I plan to use you for.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mad_Monkey on February 12, 2010, 05:37:39 PM
MOMMY says i'm special

So MAYvbe That's what i need to do...



BRB

I have a plan in the making
Title: I AM DOUBLE POSTER
Post by: Mad_Monkey on February 12, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
or you can call me DP
I will make everyone here into Double posters
Hopefully my bro in arms snifit guy, will help me acheive DP supremecy
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mysterypea on February 12, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
If you truly had no brain you would not know how to post here. Besides, little knowledge in needed for the positions I plan to use you for.

Internet automatically makes your IQ go down so if you have no Brain and you're in the Internet, your IQ is certainly below 0, creating a paradox inside the user within making him have Artificial Intelligence.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on February 12, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
shoot hi/bye thread
mind control beacon is op pls nerf
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 12, 2010, 08:20:34 PM
uh oh i posted 72dpi is done for
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mysterypea on February 12, 2010, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
uh oh i posted 72dpi is done for

Curiosity kills even the wisest of cats.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 12, 2010, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: "Dude"
shoot hi/bye thread
mind control beacon is op pls nerf
Go complain to the guy we got the idea from if you don't like it.

...Actually don't, I don't need him taking any potential soldiers from me.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 12, 2010, 10:20:07 PM
I've managed to construct a device to protect most of this forum. The other forums don't seem to be at risk so I didn't bother with them, unfortunately, we lack the energy needed to protect the first two pages of this forum, so they are still at risk. I'll continue working to get as much of the forum safe as possible, and notify you of any breakthroughs I make.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Pikablu on February 13, 2010, 12:31:19 AM
...now to leave until this dies down again!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MasterLederhosen on February 13, 2010, 12:20:51 PM
(http://http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/985/35258g7.png)
OH OH I POSTED A WITTY IMAGE BRACE FOR RAGE
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Rageout on February 13, 2010, 04:43:06 PM
Quote from: "MasterLederhosen"
(http://http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/985/35258g7.png)
OH OH I POSTED A WITTY IMAGE BRACE FOR RAGE

you called?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 13, 2010, 09:45:38 PM
Alright guys, I've built a device that can protect individual threads from the Beacon. I'll give one to anyone who posts in this thread and they can choose a thread that they want to protect. To protect the thread, edit a post you made in the thread so that it has this:
Code: [Select]
[b]This thread is safe from the Psychic Beacon.[/b]
written. Do not bump the thread with a new post. Remember that you each person can only protect one thread, if you're found to be trying to protect more than one, neither will be counted. I suggest you check to make sure that someone else hasn't protected it first.

This thread is safe from the Psychic Beacon.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 13, 2010, 09:46:41 PM
Well, you better hurry up with that, time is limited.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MC Jimmy on February 13, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
What happens if we don't protect the threads? Do they get deleted forever? :cry:
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 13, 2010, 10:31:20 PM
They are at risk of being hit with Sturm Guy's psychic beacon.

You can post the thread that you choose to protect here, if you want.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MC Jimmy on February 13, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I want this one protected!!!!!!

viewtopic.php?f=48&t=10467 (http://72dpiarmy.supersanctuary.net/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=10467)
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 14, 2010, 12:01:16 AM
Then edit a post in that thread and add what's in the code.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: ArcticXero on February 14, 2010, 12:17:01 AM
(http://http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/yetismack/goon.jpg)

I HAVE RETURNED
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: SsF on February 14, 2010, 07:15:27 AM
we need a list of all the threads that have been protected, so that people don't have to comb every page of a thread just to find out that it was already protected by someone else...
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 14, 2010, 11:26:16 PM
As of yet only two threads have been protected, this one and the deal that ghost man has made about pizza.

Looks like I won't have any trouble firing at those stickies...
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Yoshi Skier on February 15, 2010, 02:41:27 AM
I'm protecting my what's on your mind thread: it's my brainchild. I plan on massing all my forces there to hold back the armies of impending doom.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: JJames19119 on February 15, 2010, 04:13:56 AM
It's okay guys, because I'm the server owner I'm allowed to god-mod.

Not that I feel like it.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: JM Dragon on February 15, 2010, 09:31:04 AM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
As of yet only two threads have been protected, this one and the deal that ghost man has made about pizza.

Looks like I won't have any trouble firing at those stickies...
Can't let you do that, Sturm Guy!

I went and protected the hi/bye and video threads.
viewtopic.php?p=18480#p18480 (http://72dpiarmy.supersanctuary.net/viewtopic.php?p=18480#p18480)
viewtopic.php?p=187275#p187275 (http://72dpiarmy.supersanctuary.net/viewtopic.php?p=187275#p187275)
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: General Guy on February 15, 2010, 10:31:50 AM
Well Sturm guy, it seems like you have noticed why I am also immune together with the rest 72's staff to your mind control powers.

This is a Job for...

[spoilers:28o46z4p](http://http://i50.tinypic.com/mj46eg.png) come and get your vaccine shot, people![/spoilers:28o46z4p]
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 15, 2010, 12:18:44 PM
Quote from: "General Guy"
Well Sturm guy, it seems like you have noticed why I am also immune together with the rest 72's staff to your mind control powers.

This is a Job for...

[spoilers:12ut0f1e](http://http://i50.tinypic.com/mj46eg.png) come and get your vaccine shot, people![/spoilers:12ut0f1e]
I think I have a better understanding of my device than you do. It is due to the structure of a Shy Guy's brain, not some silly vaccine.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: JJames19119 on February 16, 2010, 02:55:45 AM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
It is due to the structure of a Shy Guy's brain

Who's to say that isn't part of the vaccine?

This is GG we're talking about. We have no idea how many he's sacrificed for the good of the rest of his people.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: General Guy on February 16, 2010, 06:32:25 AM
Quote from: "JJames19119"
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
It is due to the structure of a Shy Guy's brain

Who's to say that isn't part of the vaccine?

This is GG we're talking about. We have no idea how many he's sacrificed for the good of the rest of his people.

well has anybody read about that mass shy guy funeral in the daily newspaper, today?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 16, 2010, 12:50:08 PM
Well I believe the time has come, and despite Scienstien's meddling, I still have plenty of threads to choose from. And I know exactly where to attack.

That should do it. To those of you who have been... selected to join the Snifit Army, I will issue your first orders in due time, but for now I have more pressng matters to attend to. Welcome to the Snifit Army.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 16, 2010, 03:17:44 PM
>realize i posted in the IRC quote thread
yes i am reporting for duty!
this will be the best oscar mike stay frosty espionage tactical army battle EVER

edit: how dare you change my tit-screw it mind as well not fight it.

(http://http://i46.tinypic.com/20jr7n7.jpg)
also picture related it's 72dpi's not superior race snifit army members reaction
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on February 16, 2010, 03:24:12 PM
well i for one welcome our new snifit overlords
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mysterypea on February 16, 2010, 03:30:50 PM
Well i guess it's cool
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 16, 2010, 04:13:27 PM
Damn. Well, for those of you who are still with us, do not fear. I'll find a way to undo this eventually. Hopefully before Sturm Guy's next attack...
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 16, 2010, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Damn. Well, for those of you who are still with us, do not fear. I'll find a way to undo this eventually. Hopefully before Sturm Guy's next attack...
Sorry bro, but EVIL is going to win this time right guys?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on February 16, 2010, 04:30:29 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
Sorry bro, but EVIL is going to win this time right guys?
sure is them implying they can defeat ultra and dude bro team
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Night on February 16, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Damn. Well, for those of you who are still with us, do not fear. I'll find a way to undo this eventually. Hopefully before Sturm Guy's next attack...
Sorry bro, but EVIL is going to win this time right guys?

Too bad most of your members are never around!
Also, sure is me being on spectator
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 16, 2010, 04:35:55 PM
Quote from: "Night_213"
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Damn. Well, for those of you who are still with us, do not fear. I'll find a way to undo this eventually. Hopefully before Sturm Guy's next attack...
Sorry bro, but EVIL is going to win this time right guys?

Too bad most of your members are never around!
Also, sure is me being on spectator
you're mad because evil has the upper hand this time
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MasterLederhosen on February 16, 2010, 04:40:34 PM
Quote from: "Night_213"
Also, sure is me being on spectator
Best team ever or best team ever
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on February 16, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
Dang it.
I never even posted in this thread.
Why do I have to be some drone?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Psuedo on February 16, 2010, 08:48:51 PM
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
Dang it.
I never even posted in this thread.
Why do I have to be some drone?
You posted in the IRC thread. That was Sturm Guy's target.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 16, 2010, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
Dang it.
I never even posted in this thread.
Why do I have to be some drone?
Would you prefer being called a conscript instead?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on February 16, 2010, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
Dang it.
I never even posted in this thread.
Why do I have to be some drone?
You posted in the IRC thread. That was Sturm Guy's target.
...There's freaking 11 pages in there. Like I could help posting before all this happened.
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Quote from: "Felix-The-Ghost"
Dang it.
I never even posted in this thread.
Why do I have to be some drone?
Would you prefer being called a conscript instead?
I would prefer you shove it.
 :|
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 16, 2010, 11:37:09 PM
Look here, you. Your behavior will get you punished by my snifits quickly. None of your fellow conscripts had predicted this when they posted there, yet they are willing to serve. I respected the wishes of those who wished to stay out of the conflict when they came and spoke with me in private and let them resume their pathetic lives in my cities. You, on the other hand, have the nerve to disrespect me in front of everyone because you think war is unfair? I gave you a warning. You should have known you were at just as much risk as anyone else.

The only way you are leaving this army is if you swear not to fight for my enemy.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MC Jimmy on February 16, 2010, 11:47:38 PM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Look here, you. Your behavior will get you punished by my snifits quickly. None of your fellow conscripts had predicted this when they posted there, yet they are willing to serve. I respected the wishes of those who wished to stay out of the conflict when they came and spoke with me in private and let them resume their pathetic lives in my cities. You, on the other hand, have the nerve to disrespect me in front of everyone because you think war is unfair? I gave you a warning. You should have known you were at just as much risk as anyone else.

The only way you are leaving this army is if you swear not to fight for my enemy.
(http://http://www.skype-emoticons.com/images/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif)
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Pibza on February 17, 2010, 12:15:08 AM
why is my name PURPLE STUFFS
i don't care about this stop making me involved
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 17, 2010, 12:26:45 AM
Quote from: "PMXD"
why is my name PURPLE STUFFS
i don't care about this stop making me involved
Now see, this is how you leave my army.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: smwforever45 on February 17, 2010, 08:43:38 AM
:O
I never knew such a thing would come... Why don't I read any threads?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on February 17, 2010, 09:53:41 AM
Quote
why is my name PURPLE STUFFS
i don't care about this stop making me involved
:|
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Tanuki on February 17, 2010, 11:30:05 AM
Oh you guys and your crying over not wanting to be EVIL.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 17, 2010, 03:07:37 PM
sure is everyone who's leaving isn't admitting to being cool
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: WK97 on February 17, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
Do I get to throw kittens..?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 17, 2010, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: "WK97"
Do I get to throw kittens..?
If you think it will be of assistance, certainly.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Mysterypea on February 17, 2010, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: "WK97"
Do I get to throw kittens..?
Yeah, throw Jimmy's valuable "molly" if you want to.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MC Jimmy on February 17, 2010, 09:04:31 PM
Quote from: "Mysterypea"
Quote from: "WK97"
Do I get to throw kittens..?
Yeah, throw Jimmy's valuable "molly" if you want to.
OOH! YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE ft Echo.mp3 (http://http://mcjimmy.dorino.net/audio/you%20did%20not%20just%20go%20there.wav)
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: SsF on February 17, 2010, 10:15:20 PM
evil works for me.

*musters an evil laugh*

when do we begin?
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: WK97 on February 17, 2010, 10:59:10 PM
Oh Mollyyy...
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: MC Jimmy on February 18, 2010, 03:52:18 PM
[center:74p0jni6]HERE COMES THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF THE MOLLIANCE

(http://http://i45.tinypic.com/dn1wz5.gif)

Mollyism (or Mollytarian rule) is an INTERNET system where the state, usually under the control of a single awesome organization, faction, or skype domination, recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of internet and polish life wherever feasible.[2] Mollyism is generally characterised by the coincidence of authoritarianism (i.e., where ordinary forumgoers have no significant share in state decision-making) and ideology (i.e., a pervasive scheme of values promulgated by institutional means to direct the most significant aspects of internet and polish life)[3].[/center:74p0jni6]
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Tanuki on February 18, 2010, 03:54:14 PM
^ this is my tf2 spray
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: General Guy on February 18, 2010, 04:02:38 PM
I am glad to propose an alliance between the shy guy army (me) and your new organization. All Hail the union, down with the snifits!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Pibza on February 18, 2010, 06:50:34 PM
Quote from: "MC Jimmy"
[center:3nt6nrv1]HERE COMES THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF THE MOLLIANCE

image

Mollyism (or Mollytarian rule) is an INTERNET system where the state, usually under the control of a single awesome organization, faction, or skype domination, recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of internet and polish life wherever feasible.[2] Mollyism is generally characterised by the coincidence of authoritarianism (i.e., where ordinary forumgoers have no significant share in state decision-making) and ideology (i.e., a pervasive scheme of values promulgated by institutional means to direct the most significant aspects of internet and polish life)[3].[/center:3nt6nrv1]

sickle and stunstick
COMBINE
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: KingPepe on February 18, 2010, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: "PMXD"
Quote from: "MC Jimmy"
[center:bgx5us0w]HERE COMES THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF THE MOLLIANCE

image

Mollyism (or Mollytarian rule) is an INTERNET system where the state, usually under the control of a single awesome organization, faction, or skype domination, recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of internet and polish life wherever feasible.[2] Mollyism is generally characterised by the coincidence of authoritarianism (i.e., where ordinary forumgoers have no significant share in state decision-making) and ideology (i.e., a pervasive scheme of values promulgated by institutional means to direct the most significant aspects of internet and polish life)[3].[/center:bgx5us0w]

sickle and stunstick
COMBINE
That's no stun stick, that's a tulip, boi.
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 18, 2010, 11:32:59 PM
I find the very idea of being opposed by a faction that defaces a communism symbol with a flower and sun to be insulting!

Conscripts, expect your first orders tomorrow!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Ultra_Mario on February 19, 2010, 12:01:25 AM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
I find the very idea of being opposed by a faction that defaces a communism symbol with a flower and sun to be insulting!

Conscripts, expect your first orders tomorrow!
Oh boy!
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on February 19, 2010, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: "Sturm Guy"
Conscripts, expect your first orders tomorrow!
will they be "walk back and forth and hope the enemy runs into you"
with occasional shooting of some sort of projectile weapon
Title: Re: I have returned.
Post by: Sniflak on February 19, 2010, 01:24:22 PM
http://http://72dpiarmy.supersanctuary.net/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=10483
Let the battle begin.