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Title: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 02, 2009, 04:02:59 PM
Formerly Return of Rage Thread which was formally Gamespot fantards still fail to stop /b/ub and /b/ob which was formerly butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread which was formerly rage thread.

[s:2qbaoks7]/b/ub & /b/ob lost. You failed![/s:2qbaoks7]
It would seem that B&B actually got more votes, but Gamespot disqualified them for cheating.

BUT GORDON FREEMAN WON.

(http://http://pici.se/pictures/oQpFIlwdW.gif)

original stuff:
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video- ... index.html (http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html)

"greatest video game hero" more like "Mario/Cloud Strife/Master Cheif wins" am i right
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Night on September 02, 2009, 04:06:19 PM
I know right
Some of these aren't even fair
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 02, 2009, 04:07:05 PM
Star wars guy is beating Dig Dug. How unfair. Star Wars character shouldn't be in this at all.
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 02, 2009, 04:10:06 PM
>lara croft vs parappa the rapper
>Lara Croft: 91.2%
>Parrappa: 8.8%

(http://http://i27.tinypic.com/149v8s5.jpg)

edited
also:

(http://http://i31.tinypic.com/2cfph5d.jpg)
I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 02, 2009, 05:03:07 PM
master chief vs bub and bob. Looking at the comments, half the people never heard of bubble bobble. That's a freaking shame man.
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 02, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
Ultra_Mario: how about "there's no luigi"
Dude: ,
Dude: wat
Dude: also >snake beats crash bandicoot
Dude: okay now i'm raging
Ultra_Mario: i know right
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Psuedo on September 02, 2009, 07:35:53 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
"greatest video game hero" more like "Mario/Cloud Strife/Master Chief wins" am i right
Watch as Pit beats people for the exact opposite reason because people don't realize you stop being obscure when your creators shove you in everyone's faces.

But SMG2 as Mario's featured game = *joins rage*
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Yoshi Skier on September 02, 2009, 08:45:20 PM
Unfortunately, I have a feeling that many people only recognize one of the two characters in a battle, so that they just vote for whoever they've heard of... resulting in some uneducated and just plain wrong results...
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Psuedo on September 02, 2009, 10:05:00 PM
Quote from: "Yoshi Skier"
Unfortunately, I have a feeling that many people only recognize one of the two characters in a battle, so that they just vote for whoever they've heard of... resulting in some uneducated and just plain wrong results...

TBH just about anything > Emotionless, zero-personality princess-saving drone with an unfitting cheerful voice

Microsoft Sam would be a much more fitting Voice actor for Mario, or that one famous monotonous actor whose name escapes me.
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: eeliottheking on September 02, 2009, 11:01:53 PM
cool.  im raging as well now.  thanks guys :D
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 03, 2009, 10:17:44 AM
The site is a proof that people can be given shit and call it something great these days.

Like a generic green samus recolor shooting lasers or a chick that is all but just a pair of walking breasts.
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 04, 2009, 04:03:35 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video- ... ttle_id=28 (http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=28)

DOUK NEEDS YOUR HELP

VOTE FOR DOUK
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 04, 2009, 08:38:28 PM
(http://http://i26.tinypic.com/qyejcp.jpg)

i think halo is a pretty cool guy, eh loses to cartoon puzzle dinosaurs and doesn't afraid of anything (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=17)
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 05, 2009, 03:11:52 AM
fuck yes bub and bob are winning

also voted for the balls of steel
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 05, 2009, 04:27:16 AM
(http://http://i29.tinypic.com/yguw2.jpg)
(http://http://i27.tinypic.com/8x3dpk.png)
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 05, 2009, 11:08:02 AM
This makes me happy.  :)
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 05, 2009, 11:58:13 AM
Also, make sure you vote for lil mac like fuck when the round 2a starts.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 05, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
thread title update

delicious tears
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 05, 2009, 03:37:17 PM
Cool. I'm going to sticky this and then unsticky when it's over with.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 05, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: "MC Jimmy"
Cool. I'm going to sticky this and then unsticky when it's over with.
inb4 0 more replies that aren't myself
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on September 05, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=30
everyone vote earthworm jiiiiiiiiiiim
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 05, 2009, 11:02:36 PM
Quote from: "Dude"
http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=30
everyone vote earthworm jiiiiiiiiiiim
Yet another emotionless drone beating a colorful character.
Further proof that Nintendo has the dumbest and clingiest of fanbases.

Then again Gordon Freeman's beating Bomberman, but I already knew Valve's fanbase has been going downhill. And Gordon actually has something of a backstory, he's just mute and emotionless (In game, at least.)
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Zadrave on September 07, 2009, 05:25:52 PM
Eartwurm Jum shal win lol

I hope so at least.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 07, 2009, 11:35:09 PM
[center:2dmrkkbp]NOW PRESENTING

THE HUGE WALL OF BUTTHURT

(also page stretch)

[spoilers:2dmrkkbp](http://http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4161/butthurt.png)[/spoilers:2dmrkkbp]

Edit: Hey Ultra maybe I should put this in a spoiler.[/center:2dmrkkbp]
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 08, 2009, 10:15:04 AM
tears of 10 year olds are so delicious
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 08, 2009, 12:51:44 PM
Samus voted for Master Chief.

NINTENDO YOU HAVE A TRAITOR.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 08, 2009, 03:39:09 PM
If you haven't heard, Bub and Bob won!

Now start voting for the next round!

Little Mac (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=35)
DOUK (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=46)
Bub and Bob (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=41)
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 08, 2009, 04:19:56 PM
man this sure is lol, also don't try voting against mario, he'll rape you and your family if you do.

(http://http://i28.tinypic.com/2i27j7o.gif)
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 08, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
If you haven't heard, Bub and Bob won!

Now start voting for the next round!

Little Mac (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=35)
DOUK (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=46)
Bub and Bob (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=41)
Bub & Bob are on a rampage. What is /v/ spamming votes or something?

And I wouldn't be TOO sure about Mario, Ultra. He's slipped since his last landslide victory and Yoshi's getting murdered WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES. (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=39)

Also Pac-man beat Kirby. Sakurai finally gets what he deserves for all his trolling.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 08, 2009, 04:34:03 PM
Well it serves them right. Gamespot was trying to rig the polls before to let master chief win.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 08, 2009, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: "MC Jimmy"
Well it serves them right. Gamespot was trying to rig the polls before to let master chief win.
If that's the case then they're obviously trying to get rid of Bub & Bob now since he's against Sonic this time.

Place your bets on who our underdogs will face next!

EDIT: Yup, it's /v/ (and /b/) alright. It's all on ED's gamespot article. GO GET THAT PLUMBER /b/!
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 08, 2009, 04:58:28 PM
dammit now they're makin it so bub and bob is losing against sonic

b&b are loosing like 1% percent per 30 seconds

I CALL SHENANIGANS ON THIS SHIT

where's /b/
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 08, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
Quote from: "EchoTheHedgehog"
dammit now they're makin it so bub and bob is losing against sonic

b&b are loosing like 1% percent per 30 seconds

I CALL SHENANIGANS ON THIS ****

where's /b/

70% to 30%
um, no?
Sonic is popular. Of course the Fantards will fight back by any means necessary.

And No Jimmy /b/ didn't do this just to get MC out. /b/'s gonna try and shoot down Samus as well and every other popular character they get the opportunity to shoot down. They're also behind Little Mac beating Cloud. Not sure about Pac-Man beating Kirby, though.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: MC Jimmy on September 08, 2009, 05:17:41 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Quote from: "EchoTheHedgehog"
dammit now they're makin it so bub and bob is losing against sonic

b&b are loosing like 1% percent per 30 seconds

I CALL SHENANIGANS ON THIS ****

where's /b/

70% to 30%
um, no?
Sonic is popular. Of course the Fantards will fight back by any means necessary.

And No Jimmy /b/ didn't do this just to get MC out. /b/'s gonna try and shoot down Samus as well and every other popular character they get the opportunity to shoot down. They're also behind Little Mac beating Cloud. Not sure about Pac-Man beating Kirby, though.
Firstly its been at around 65% to 35% for a while. 2nd, PacMan beat kirby by 6votes. That match up was the only fair one for both parties.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 08, 2009, 07:01:46 PM
i love you guys for actually caring <3
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 08, 2009, 08:18:13 PM
The GameSpot fantards are fighting back!

@Ultra: Who would deny the opportunity to give those idiots at MFGG what they deserve? The day Mario loses a popularity contest would be a glorious day indeed!
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 11, 2009, 10:52:15 PM
All you need is Duke. Vote for me. Vote for me because it's a vote against those fucking 12 year olds who honestly think that Chief is a good character. That honestly think Mario has any sort of personality. That believe Link, a silent protagonist who has no dialogue ever except for Yes and No, is a character at all. You might say their games are good, and I wouldn't bother arguing. But what matters here is that I'm Duke Nukem.

I'm the gun-slingingest, ass-kickingest, bitch-fuckingest hero to ever exist, and you're gonna vote for me, so I can show the world what a real man looks like.
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Mysterypea on September 14, 2009, 09:42:43 PM
Time to change the topic title for butthurt xbox/sonic fanboy tears lol thread
Title: Re: butthurt xbox fanboy tears lol thread (formally rage thread)
Post by: Psuedo on September 14, 2009, 11:16:46 PM
Quote from: "Mysterypea"
Time to change the topic title for butthurt xbox/sonic fanboy tears lol thread
I have something else in mind.
Title: Re: Gamespot fantards still fail to stop /b/ub and /b/ob
Post by: Jester Frog on September 15, 2009, 01:11:47 AM
Just a link for those wanting to go directly to the RELEVANT MATCHUPS (http://http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=49)

Your votes come this Thursday:
-Angelina Jolie
-The Friggin God of War
-(aw who the frig cares, it's the shoto or GTA)
-Dr. House/Dr. Cossack
-Bub & Bob
-Blue/Yellow Man
-Duke
-The ape with slightly more personality than an elf

... any corrections needed here or are we in agreement?
Title: Re: Gamespot fantards still fail to stop /b/ub and /b/ob
Post by: Psuedo on September 19, 2009, 11:45:24 PM
Dammit both MFGG AND Facepunch are fighting against /b/

Still more lost respect for MFGG. Not Facepunch though, I don't have any respect for them to lose.

FP is fighting Snake which is kind of good and kind of bad since Gordon Freeman's another zero-personality drone. But unlike Mario he's supposed to be that way, and Valve managed to do a good job with it, not hiring any unfitting voice actor or anything.

And Valve is a better company than Nintendo in general, so I guess that counts for something.

But dammit somebody better stop that Juggernaut plumber soon.
Title: Re: Gamespot fantards still fail to stop /b/ub and /b/ob
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 19, 2009, 11:51:20 PM
SAMUS SHOULD GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN
Title: Re: Gamespot fantards still fail to stop /b/ub and /b/ob
Post by: Psuedo on September 20, 2009, 12:06:46 AM
Samus is a good character, but the story of the Metroid series doesn't make the slightest bit of sense when you think about it.

I mean the Space Pirates have never used armored vehicles, or planes, or ships, or anything aside from infantry and spaceships. We could blow them to pieces with our current technology. Yet for some reason those Galactic Federation idiots forgot how to build any of those things. So they send useless infantry units to battle the clearly inferior aliens, fail, and then hire mercenaries out of desperation.

And it has a zombie virus that can infect machines. Floating jellyfish leeches is one thing, but I draw the line at machine-infecting zombie viruses.

Also bullets > beams.

Of course it's the gameplay that made the series. Still, this is the best HERO. Not the hero from the best series. And while Samus is a pretty good hero, her means of becoming one were retarded.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Psuedo on September 24, 2009, 05:23:01 PM
Updated again.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Roxas on September 24, 2009, 05:57:57 PM
Snake lost, Butthurt.

Bub and Bob got cheated out of victory, incredi-butthurt.
Title: Re: rage thread
Post by: Felix-The-Ghost on September 24, 2009, 06:22:12 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Quote from: "Yoshi Skier"
Unfortunately, I have a feeling that many people only recognize one of the two characters in a battle, so that they just vote for whoever they've heard of... resulting in some uneducated and just plain wrong results...

TBH just about anything > Emotionless, zero-personality princess-saving drone with an unfitting cheerful voice

Microsoft Sam would be a much more fitting Voice actor for Mario, or that one famous monotonous actor whose name escapes me.

I agree with Yoshi Skier. And don't you mean Ben Stein?
Kinda wished Leon would get further, but he was paired up with Duke.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: MasterLederhosen on September 25, 2009, 09:44:32 AM
Quote
>duke losing to link
There's no picture or words than can describe my feelings right now.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on September 29, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
Quote from: "EchoTheHedgehog"
Quote
>duke losing to link
There's no picture or words than can describe my feelings right now.
you mind as well not post pictures because you'll be in band!
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on October 02, 2009, 04:13:28 PM
This thread lost it's purpose...

[spoilers:i1ridrm0]Mario has already won the competition.[/spoilers:i1ridrm0]
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Tanuki on October 02, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
unstickying for shame
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also butthurt Sony fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Psuedo on October 06, 2009, 12:15:24 AM
Okay now things may get interesting again

Facepunch rallied massive support for Gordon Freeman and pushed him into the lead over Link.

The Nintendrones desperately retaliated by doing the exact same thing /b/ did to get Bub and Bob disqualified. This means that if Gamespot ignores this or considers it to be okay (it has been reported to them already,) they'll prove themselves to be complete hypocrites and there will be definitive proof that the contest is rigged and that Gamespot is a bunch of biased lying bastards.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also cheating Nintendo fantards)
Post by: Jester Frog on October 06, 2009, 01:56:02 AM
Like we need proof that Gamespot is a bunch of hypocritical biased lying bastards?

Nevertheless, this is still slightly interesting.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (also cheating Nintendo fantards)
Post by: Psuedo on October 07, 2009, 12:05:34 PM
Well it doesn't look like it'll matter. The Valve fanboys were so much better organized than the Nintendo Fanboys that they've held a decent lead over link for a while now, and time's running out.

Also the website got hacked at one point.

EDIT:
SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT.
(http://http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9081/74585516.png)
(not my pic, but nobody has said it's fake yet.)

Also Gordon has annihilated Link now and has more votes than Mario.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (FREEMAN'S ON A RAMPAGE)
Post by: Mysterypea on October 09, 2009, 09:34:40 PM
Today is a good day, my friends. The freeman has won it all.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (FREEMAN'S ON A RAMPAGE)
Post by: MasterLederhosen on October 10, 2009, 05:08:38 AM
FFFFFF*** YEAH FREEMAN

My depression is over
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (FREEMAN'S ON A RAMPAGE)
Post by: Rockerfrick on October 14, 2009, 10:22:03 AM
Quote from: "Mysterypea"
Today is a good day, my friends. The freeman has won it all.

Freeman was dead, until he ate a super mushroom.
Title: Re: Return of Rage Thread (FREEMAN'S ON A RAMPAGE)
Post by: Psuedo on October 14, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
Well it's almost over and Gordon is still way ahead.

It's safe to say that Nintendo's juggernaut has finally been defeated.

EDIT: It's official. Gordon Freeman has beaten Mario. Restickied because this makes up for /b/ub & /b/ob's failure.

Send this to the archives in a couple of days.
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: soulbreather on October 16, 2009, 02:50:27 AM
I was so relieved when he won
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Psuedo on October 16, 2009, 07:50:03 PM
Hey Ultra how about another wall of butthurt?
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Ultra_Mario on October 16, 2009, 08:05:59 PM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
Hey Ultra how about another wall of butthurt?
no

also
>55.8% off deal on all things half-life
>wishes it was for l4d2 instead
(http://http://forum.72dpiarmy.com/download/file.php?avatar=182_1254695092.gif)

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Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Rockerfrick on October 16, 2009, 09:31:29 PM
Quote from: "Ultra_Mario"
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It also happens to me =(
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Psuedo on October 19, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
I have also officially concluded that Facepunch is a better site than MFGG.

...Which isn't saying much.
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Mysterypea on October 19, 2009, 09:55:47 PM
I thought our stories stopped being cool since 1.8 B2 got released.
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Dave ‌Strider on October 20, 2009, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: "Mad Scienstien"
I have also officially concluded that Facepunch is a better site than MFGG.

...Which isn't saying much.
is greater than implying facepunch isn't the best forum ever
Title: Re: Rage no more thread (aka butthurt Nintendo fanboy tears lol)
Post by: Psuedo on October 27, 2009, 11:02:28 AM
Alright, locking and waiting for an admin to archive this. (I can't archive things.)